Characters you want to do the nasty with!

[Casual Shinji]

Chloe from Uncharted 2.

Drake was a fucking moron passing this up. Plus, she's voiced by Claudia Black, and I love girls with raspy voices.

 

[Vrex360]

Immature topic.
But when in Rome:

Okay for me it's most definetly Ashley Williams from Mass Effect. Since I already did the nasty with the Mass Effect 1 iteration I guess I look forward to going at it again with the one from Mass Effect 3:

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What can I say? I have a thing for warrior women. I really don't care what anyone else says, I love me some Ash.

ALso while I'm here I should give note to Cortana from Halo 3. Don't know how it would work but I would find a way to make it work, even if it ultimatley involved the use of a flash drive.

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It will be worth it.

Finally, Catwoman from Arkham City. I would say more but honestly she says it best herself:

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[hex000]

obvious one first
alyx vance
Rayman Origins Nymphs
infamous 2 kuo (what can I say I like shorthair)

but that about it really oh and Jewel Staite (it's relevant there are going to be Stargate games and no one tell me any different!!!)

ps don't worry Shanicus my weirdness will out weird your weirdness it's kind of my superpower I stop bank robberies dressed as a giraffe

 

[MrBaguette]

Wtf is with all these romance/sex threads ?

Are all the Biowhores coming out of the woodwork with Mass Erect's soon to be release ?

Punny, but it's not that I'm a sexual deviant or anything it's just that sex just so happens to be a very popular topic. I have been on the escapist for a few months now and posting topics that usually only interested me. I wanted to know what people thought about them and that's what I usually got. But I never received that many views or reply's as the topics only affected a smaller fan base. Then I decided to make a post purely for the views and comments just to see how far I could go. And it was obvious what topic to choose as of every person on this forum is most probably male between 16-25. So I went with sex and guess what, in 22 hours I got over 500 and 20 comments which I must say was quite entertaining.

 

[Ultress]

Any of these girls

Spoiler: Sexy: Click to View

Spoiler: More Sexy:Click to View

Or this Guy

Spoiler: Still More sexy:Click to View

However If I had to choose one

Spoiler: Her Every time

Hell screw just boneing her, I"d rather marry her

 

[OniaPL]

Spoiler: Fuck Yeah.

'Cause she's so sexy!! D:

 

[EvilMaggot]

Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2.. Genetically perfect.. she even says she is

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[Pinkamena]

Spoiler: Is non-game characters allowed? Because if so...

Joking aside, Alyx Vance is nice.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Spoiler: Fuck Yeah.

'Cause she's so sexy!! D:

Ewwww... Really dude? That's damn sick.

Spoiler: So here's who I pick! =D

I mean, going with a Dwarven broodmother? That's just sick.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*Predicts pony pictures and adolescent anime girls*

*clicks thread*

Yup...

I feel weird now, for you know, having sex with a real woman.

I don't feel exotic enough to fit in here now.

 

[Shadowstar38]

Vinyl Scratch. Im sure see could do some really freaky things in bed.

Wait. Is this just for video games? Sarina from pokemon yellow then.

 

[OniaPL]

Ewwww... Really dude? That's damn sick.

Spoiler: So here's who I pick! =D

I mean, going with a Dwarven broodmother? That's just sick.

But dwarves get me rock hard. I mean, just look at that body! Look at dem titties and drool!
Damn, if I could I would take Branka so hard. Dat sexy package, mmh....

Now, here's more sexiness for your pleasure.

Spoiler: I could do that body all day long...

Silent Hill 2 Mannequins.... Mmh...

Hells yeah.

 

[Gerishnakov]

Spoiler: Sigh, this is more of a long term thing though.

I heart Zelda so much.

Tali & ME1 Liara probably for my 2nd & 3rd choices. In ME2 Liara got too... nasty for me.

 

[Wayneguard]

Spoiler: Vela

from Jet Force Gemini. Ever since I was a kid

 

[Deadyawn]

Spoiler: Fuck Yeah.

'Cause she's so sexy!! D:

OH GOD, WHY?
DAMN YOU BIOWARE, WHY DID YOU RUIN ALL THAT IS GOOD YOU EVIL FUCKING MONSTERS?

Excuse me, I must now go and pound some rusty nails into my eyeballs.

 

[buchno]

...and add emotional involvement to the mix.

 

[infohippie]

Spoiler: Is non-game characters allowed? Because if so...

I already claimed her (and Rarity) just a few posts above yours. In complete seriousness, too.

 

[OniaPL]

Spoiler: Fuck Yeah.

'Cause she's so sexy!! D:

OH GOD, WHY?
DAMN YOU BIOWARE, WHY DID YOU RUIN ALL THAT IS GOOD YOU EVIL FUCKING MONSTERS?

Excuse me, I must now go and pound some rusty nails into my eyeballs.

Not into bewbs, eh? So you are an assman then... Well, here's a treat for you.

Spoiler: OH GOD YES!!!

From Fat Princess... Mmh...

 

[repeating integers]

Gods, but this is reminding me of my virginity so much.

But yeah Miranda Lawson. Dat ass, you know?