characters you wish never existed ... EVER! .. and why

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Hmm, characters who didn't add anything.

Classic example is Big. He didn't add anything at all. It would've been forgivable if he hadn't had the personality of a particularly benevolent troll. (I'm referring to the type that lives under a bridge, not the internet type, though that type may also live under a bridge.) I actually have a mostly merciful outlook on the rest of the cast, though Shadow probably shouldn't have been resurrected as it ruins the impact of his sacrifice at the end of SA2, though some would argue it was a case of "back by popular demand" as opposed to just plain lack of imagination on the part of Sonic Team, though I'm more inclined to believe it was also a bit of executive meddling.

I can't really think of any other serious examples... yeah, characters like the guild master are annoying but thats more a case of bad character design than being genuinely useless. I suppose the hero could've by-passed him completely and just had Maze training him, but then it would've just been Maze's annoying voice in your head instead of the guildmasters (Until a certain point in the story of course.)
 

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Every character of Twilight "fame".
lostclause said:
Princess Zelda.
They should install a republic next time ganandorf takes her. Much easier.
Or a theocracy, because everyone knows how good those work out...
 

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not from a game but Jaja Binks turned episode 1 from a bad movie to a truly awful one, well him and anakin anyway
 

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Jar Jar Binks. I was still young when Episode 1 came out so I still loved Star Wars, and it was before Hayden Christensen ruined the series. Jar Jar was really the only really bad thing in Episode 1 so I blame him for the downfall of Star Wars (well really I blame Lucas but ya). They should of killed him in Episode 3, would of made that movie so much better. Who would not break out in applause if Vader just crushed him or something.

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joytex said:
not from a game but Jaja Binks turned episode 1 from a bad movie to a truly awful one, well him and anakin anyway
ninja!
 

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The Space Marines in 40K.... specifically their precious 'Emporer'. I'll tell you why it's because thanks to them my friends are obsessed by them and now even say 'for the emporer' in conversation.
 

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lostclause said:
Princess Zelda.
They should install a republic next time ganandorf takes her. Much easier.
How would that make things easier exactly? She has a piece of Triforce with her, Ganondorf is trying to get all three pieces together. If she didn't have the Triforce of Wisdom, Ganondorf would've never even bothered going after her.

Tingle marked the beginning of the end of my enjoyment with the Zelda series.

Besides that Hammer in Fable 2. Not only did she make me want to quit playing, she made me turn evil. If that is how good characters are represented in the game, then screw the good side.
 

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Cortana from Halo 3. The first two games she was okay, but when she kept on screaming and whining I wanted to blow her head off.
 

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Tink, from disgaea 2, he's an annoying weakling who forces his way onto your team with a split personality and a horrible french accent, the only thing that made him worth half a damn was that there's nothing funnier than throwing him in front of a big baddie and hitting "end turn" just to watch him get squashed like a prick-faced pancake.

also, while I'm at it, Hoggmieser from disgaea 1, if anyone actually used this character... I'm sorry.

edit: also... Faize from the most recent star ocean... his name itself is an excuse to kill him, his whiney attitude and general lame-assness are just icing on the cake... it doesn't help that he NEVER! SHUTS! UP!!!!!!
 

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AboveUp said:
lostclause said:
Princess Zelda.
They should install a republic next time ganandorf takes her. Much easier.
How would that make things easier exactly? She has a piece of Triforce with her, Ganondorf is trying to get all three pieces together. If she didn't have the Triforce of Wisdom, Ganondorf would've never even bothered going after her.
Not in every one she doesn't. Sometimes she the daughter of a sage (link to the past) and sometimes its not even ganondorf kidnapping her (4 swords) and sometimes I'm not sure why she's kidnapped (TP). Consistency is not a strong point of the Zelda universe. Look at the triforce; sometimes they want it, sometimes they've got it, sometimes you have to gather it together, sometimes it's nowhere in sight...
Still wish they could come up with something other than Zelda (I'm aware that there have been others but they are zelda in all but name).
Theocracy? Who do they worship in Hyrule? And yes it probably would turn out, everything always does in that place.
 

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Emil, and the ***** that pushed Colette, In Tales of Symphonia Dawn of the New world... As a matter of fact that game doesn't fucking exist, to begin with so who the hell am I talking about. Nobody would push Colette Ever!!!


Please tell me someone out there is just as upset as me for that piece of shit of a game
 

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lostclause said:
Who do they worship in Hyrule?
The 3 Godesses, Farore, Din and Nayru.
On Topic, Moira in Fallout 3, if you have played the game then you already understand why.
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Navi. She wasn't helpful at all, and was annoying to boot.
I wouldn't say so, at least she gave you L-Targeting.
 

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So far, all of my choices have been selected in this thread except for one:

Sephiroth. I feel that now that once he was created every single villain suddenly needed to be exactly like him. The fanboys that praise him sing nothing worth hearing as his character is nothing fantastic at all. This poster feels that it would have been better if Sephiroth was one of those villains you kill off half way through the game leading to the revelation of a much more dangerous foe (Jenova).
 

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link670 said:
lostclause said:
Who do they worship in Hyrule?
The 3 Godesses, Farore, Din and Nayru.
On Topic, Moira in Fallout 3, if you have played the game then you already understand why.
Wasn't Din one of the Oracles (seasons I think, no I haven't finished so she may end up being a goddess). And if she's a goddess how come she turns up looking for a house in Minish cap?
 

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hey I didn't mind Anakin. he was badass in his own way (he's not half as whiny as most people I see online...)

altho I have to admit, Tingle...ugh why why