characters you wish never existed ... EVER! .. and why

[Valiance]

Jar Jar Binks.

That's all.

 

[E.v.a.n.g.e.l]

Kaidan, Carth Onasi, Valen Shadowbreath...
God I hate all Bioware male characters.
So fucking whiny

 

[PPSh-41]

Sam in the Micheal Bay Transformers movies is a prime candidate, as is his girlfriend whats-her-face and those two twin robots in Revenge of the Fallen.

Maria in Gears of War 2, but actually it isn't her fault. I just wish Dom wouldn't ***** about her all the time.

Rose is a *****.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=159
This pretty much sums that up.

 

[aidspatient]

The beggar from Assassins Creed because its the most annoying person in the world. Or the retards on Assassins Creed. They push you but right when you push them your on the most wanted list and you have to fight off a whole crap load of guards...or run.

 

[Nerotharis]

Sonic the Hedgehog, and Tingle from Zelda.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

E (I dunno)
Reliably
Angsty
Godawful
Ostricized
N00b

Eternally
Reliable
As a
Godawful
Ostricized
Noob.

Sorry to remove Angsty, but I made the E fit.

 

[Ragazzacane]

I dont know you but i truely want you to kow i love you Zayren. Just for the fact that i know that at least ONE other person played Monster Hunter.

Back to topic. Altaïr from Assassins Creed for not being able to actually ASSASSINATE almost any of the targets. And WTF was the piont of pickpoketing maps if you couldnt FUCKING USE THEM?
Oh yea, and all the enemies in that game who made it ok to throw real life physics into a game but still be cornered agains a wallby 20 men, tape the defend button down, eat a freakin sandwhich and the ncome back to find 3/4 of them have run away and the rest are some-how dead...3 of the dead had bows...which i couldnt take and use...

The side kick Kaiden from Mass Effect for making me chose between the semi funny guy and the love intrest...cock-block much?

And last of all Alex Mercer from Prototype for ripping off every freaking move from the Spiderman Web of Shadows game...and the gameplay...and almost everything else...wow pwople infected with a disease (symbiotes) sp? turning bad and killing ppl...and sometimes there are bigger sick thing attacking the military (S.H.I.E.L.D.) and normal ppl alike. Oh, you also break out a rather evil person out of jail. (tinkerer)...did i mention they are both flash backs? What the hell?

Oh and tingle...

 

[Sinisterair]

Basically, anyone in the Sonic universe who ISN'T Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Dr. Robotnik.

Also this guy:

God I HATE you Tingle!!!

tingles a fuckin dumbass, but it was fun to take controll with the gba and bomb link in wind waker

 

[Sinisterair]

i think that the usless characters serve one good purpose.......to remind us how good the characters we actually give a damn about are

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Otis from Dead Rising

THIS! A thousand times this.

 

[AboveUp]

I want Seth from Street Fighter IV to rot in the deepest, darkest prison cells of Hell being roughed up from behind by large men with hairy bums. He was such an overpowered character that I invented the term "bullshit magician" just to describe how unbalanced he is. His bullshit magic is on far greater a level than nearly every other fighting game boss I've fought.

Getting past Seth probably took most of my time spent in Arcade mode.
I hate him so much.

 

[KarumaK]

Jar Jar Binks. I was still young when Episode 1 came out so I still loved Star Wars, and it was before Hayden Christensen ruined the series. Jar Jar was really the only really bad thing in Episode 1 so I blame him for the downfall of Star Wars (well really I blame Lucas but ya). They should of killed him in Episode 3, would of made that movie so much better. Who would not break out in applause if Vader just crushed him or something.

*edit*

not from a game but Jaja Binks turned episode 1 from a bad movie to a truly awful one, well him and anakin anyway

ninja!

YES! FUCK JAR JAR! I hate him so very very much...

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Tidus (FFX) no explanation necessary.

I would like an explanation =p

Without him, no storyline.

Unless you are purposely hating FFX, I dun get it =/

He was an annoying little ***** to be frank about it. I hate everything about him.

I thought the whole point was that he starts off as a whiny *****, but matures as he nears and learns of his inevitable demise when the Fayth stop dreaming.

Also, that sentence sounded a lot less weird in my head.

OT: Vaan, Final Fantasy XII. Unlike Tidus, he didn't really mature, and remained whiny. He's also lacking in the design department, since he looks like an amalgamation of every JRPG hater's worst nightmare in terms of a generic JRPG male lead. Even as a JRPG lover, he (it?) made me cringe.

 

[Jay Cee]

I know this point is being beaten like an offensive Pinata, but I still fucking despise Sonics collection of neon woodland creatures.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Everyone in the sonic universe.

Except sonic.

 

[duchaked]

One word.

"Boosh"

dear god...

Cloud. Whiny bastard. Boo hoo, you have bigger problems than your past.

lol only in his mind

 

[duchaked]

i think that the usless characters serve one good purpose.......to remind us how good the characters we actually give a damn about are

yeah I'd take that over any jar jar/hayden whining lol

 

[squidbuddy99]

Dogmeat and almost every companion in Fallout 3.

Me:"Dogmeat, sit! No, DON'T attack the seven-foot tall hell-beast with your TEETH! No, bad boy, bad! Oh, come on! Fawkes, can you get out of the way? Yes, move...no, don't just follow me, MOVE! You're really lucky you have a laser gattling gun, ass."

Fawkes: "Something troubling you, my friend?"

Me: "Oh, stfu."