Characters You Wish You Could Just Grab Them and Throw Them Into An Abyss?

[TheFacelessOne]

Not neccesarily a topic rarely seen, but the last one was somewhat dead. Soo....

Personally, I hated Lietuenant Foster from MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf. I wanted to grab a Mech and stomp him into the ground until he was as flat as an open plain.

 

[wrecker77]

Otocon. I DONT WANT NO GODDAMN KETCHUP GET ME OUT!

 

[Markgraf]

Peach... so many times Mario's had to save her yet she never puts out. She's the epitome of a stuck-up prude.

 

[Calobi]

Navi.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I really didn't like that game's story. I hate the whole "gansta rape" thing.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Peach... so many times Mario's had to save her yet she never puts out. She's the epitome of a stuck-up prude.

Not so much stuck-up prude as clueless airhead. Have you heard her voice in Brawl? Ugh makes me want to smack her.

 

[Aqualung]

None; because each bad character is another one that developers and learn from and..

Oh, who am I kidding, developers never learn. I'd toss that chick from X-Blades.

 

[Kimberland]

Otis from dead rising, everyone from Too Human, and The stereotypical American in WW2 games

 

[the protaginist]

Poison Ivy. Worst boss fight in Arkham Asylum. They couldn't of thought of anything better?

 

[Pseudonym2]

Peach... so many times Mario's had to save her yet she never puts out. She's the epitome of a stuck-up prude.

She's a Princess. She doesn't have to use her sexuality as bartering tool.

Marcus Fenix because grunting and cursing doesn't count as a personality. It's hard to claim to be manly while spending %90 of the game cowering behind a wall.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Tidus.

If you're wondering why, here's a clip:


Also, Tingle...

(I FUCKING HATE YOU TINGLE!)

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Reaver from Fable 2. If you played it you should know why.

 

[Florion]

Issun from Okami. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

 

[KarumaK]

Alright ill say it just incase no one does, Cloud Strife. On principle alone.

What's the principle?

The little kid with emotions from any JRPG. There's usually a kid who's all emotionless doll, I like that one keep them. The kid that acts like a normal kid... can go. I don't want to be responsible for that one's future issues. The other one is already fucked up no problems there.

 

[Nullphantom]

Sheva from RE5 when playing alone, wish I could have told her to hide in a bin like Ashley

Pikachu, cuz then I'd never have to see Team Rocket again

Cortana, but instead of throwing her into an abyss, implant a virus into her programming and watch her suffer