Characters You Wish You Could Just Grab Them and Throw Them Into An Abyss?

[Vrex360]

Chip from Sonic Unleashed, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

But again, not as much as I despise the Space Marines from Warhammer 40K

 

[Sewblon]

Tidus, mostly because of his voice, all of the Sonic characters, Raiden because I had to look at his pale ass for 20 minutes, and Revolver Ocelot, he is a grade-A Garry Stu.

 

[War Penguin]

Slippy from Star Fox. If he was mute, I'd be fine but he's not. I hate it when he talks.

 

[VastShadowz41]

"COUSIN! LET'S GO BOWLING!" 8D

I so wanted Nico's cousin to die it wasn't even funny.

 

[mendokusai]

Slippy from Star Fox. If he was mute, I'd be fine but he's not. I hate it when he talks.

So true. The only acceptable line of voice acting in Star Fox (64 at least, I haven't played the others) was "Do a barrel roll." And that only for the sheer hilarity.

OT: Navi. 'Nuff said.

 

[War Penguin]

Slippy from Star Fox. If he was mute, I'd be fine but he's not. I hate it when he talks.

So true. The only acceptable line of voice acting in Star Fox (64 at least, I haven't played the others) was "Do a barrel roll." And that only for the sheer hilarity.

OT: Navi. 'Nuff said.

I thought Peppy said that. I haven't played any of the games in a while so I'm not entirely sure.

 

[Ghost8585]

Alright ill say it just incase no one does, Cloud Strife. On principle alone.

Ouch. Well, then square-enix version I would agree. The origional Squaresoft version, no. But I'm sure you have your reasons. I would toss the boring half of the FF12 characters. You know the ones- Vann, Penelo, and Ashe (shit she was so forgettable I had to look her name up in google).

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Cousin! Let's go bowling!"

*tosses into abyss*

"Hey! Listen!"

*tosses into abyss*

"Shut up you stupid mungo!"

*tosses into abyss*

"This is why we cannot go out into sunlight"

*tosses into abyss where he can never sparkle*

"I am noone, and everyone."

*tosses into abyss for cheesy line*

"Do a barrel roll!"

*Beats up, electrocutes, crushed, set on fire and tossed into abyss*


Where are these from? =P

 

[ChaosDragon]

I would have to say Edge Maverick (SO4) for ruining a perfectly good game. And MariMaro from Blue Dragon.

Hell any "cutesy character" in a JRPG with a voice about 5 octaves too high would be banished into the abyss

 

[obliterate]

Lara Croft...I just hate her character...and I personally think that her games are rip offs of the Prince of Persia series

 

[Christemo]

Lara Croft...I just hate her character...and I personally think that her games are rip offs of the Prince of Persia series

except Tomb Raider came before the 3d prince of persia games. so they are actually ripping her off.

on topic, Kemsyt from Age of Mythology.

 

[tsb247]

Navi, Navi, and a thousand times, Navi!

I hate that demented floating orb of pure annoyance.

"Hey!"

"Listen!"

Argh!

Too bad she can fly... I can't throw her into an abyss that way. However, Navi would make skeet shooting all the more enjoyable if you catch my drift.

 

[Zombie Izzard]

Ashely from Resident Evil. "LEON HELP" Sure after this chainsaw maniac is done ripping me a new one.

 

[mendokusai]

Slippy from Star Fox. If he was mute, I'd be fine but he's not. I hate it when he talks.

So true. The only acceptable line of voice acting in Star Fox (64 at least, I haven't played the others) was "Do a barrel roll." And that only for the sheer hilarity.

OT: Navi. 'Nuff said.

I thought Peppy said that. I haven't played any of the games in a while so I'm not entirely sure.

Indeed he did. I meant voice acting in ALL of Star Fox 64, not just limited to Slippy. Slippy is 100% terrible.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Tingle from the LoZ games. Seriously, a middle age dwarf dressing up in green spandex pretending to be a fairy. Weird

 

[DigitalSushi]

Peach... so many times Mario's had to save her yet she never puts out. She's the epitome of a stuck-up prude.

this is why Luigi is a winner in my eyes, I'm certain Princess Daisy puts out for him, after all look at the dancing statue of them in Mario Kart Wii... no girl does the jive and no put out, its the law as stated in "jive Law page 36 subsection D)"

 

[Biosophilogical]

OMG!!! SEYMOUR (FFX)!!! My Athiest Beliefs, when I kill you STAY DEAD!!!

Spoiler: rest of seymour rant!!!

And when I kill you dead... body...thingy??? actually stay dead!!! And when i re-kill your double killed (living?) corpse DON'T COME BACK AGAIN!!! and for F***'s Sake, if you think I ama threat to Yu-yevon, then Why The F*** would you waste my time AGAIN!!! I mean seriously, if i can kill the final bosses what chance do you stand huh, huh, huh ,huh!!!!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Peach... so many times Mario's had to save her yet she never puts out. She's the epitome of a stuck-up prude.

Get a Super Smash Bros game (any of them), select Mario, and beat the crap out of Peach. That's so satisfying.

Anyway, Navi can fuck off and die. No you little noisy fairy, I do not want to listen, I want to chop that skeleton into pieces thank you very much. Also every damned 'friend' in GTA4, especially Roman obviously. No you fat bastard, I'm in the middle of a firefight, go away with your 'American titties'.