Characters You Wish You Could Just Grab Them and Throw Them Into An Abyss?

[Abedeus]

Moira Brown from Fallout 3, that idiot made me go on a pointless quest for like 4 hours

Couldn't agree more. Too bad I disarmed the bomb so fast, or I would've destroyed her with the entire city...

Actually,

Spoiler

She comes back as a ghoul next to the city if you haven't finished her quest and you have taken it up.

I know that (hey, I DID blow up Megaton on one play-through), but I didn't want to put spoilers for people that didn't arm the bomb/see Moira again.

 

[Ultress]

Salsa from Eternal Sonata, No one else in the game specks in an obnoxious country accent and they are more concerned with the fate of the world than your being taller than Beat. Beat cares for a little while then stops because he realizes how childish it is. Take a page from March's book and shut the fuck up.


also Snow from Sukiden 4, the complete and utter dumb ass, I'm tried of describing his assholeness do I'll leave it at that

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would get rid of Edward Cullen (not a game character, I know, but I hate him all the same), Sonic the Hedgehog, Navi, the Halo Troll who has being flaming us good folks here at the Escapist (again, not a game character, but if you've seen his threads, you'd get the point), and every troll in existence.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I will let you guess which characters I despise that much, by typing some of their memorable quotes:
3. "Hey cazin let's go bowling", "FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!", "Ok. Maybe another time." (not Niko, *wink wink*)
2. "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!"
1. "SORRY MARIO BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE."

The third I let die, the second I killed many many MANY times for shits and giggles and the first one has escaped my revenge for man years. I'll get you Toad, you asshole mushroom head! Just wait!

I don't really mind Moira. I know they made her annoying on purpose, but I have done to her something worse than blowing her up. I crushed her dreams >

 

[messy]

Reaver from Fable 2. If you played it you should know why.

He's Stephen Fry how could you?

OT; Dante, I like him and all but he needs to be taken down a peg

 

[martin's a madman]

Everyone from FFVII, from making me play that dang game and finally reaching the end to find out.....They all die....Really? So, no finish to it? No final character development, besides RED XIII. 500 years, and it wasnt worth it....
but besides that

Peach, she was satan for every mario cart for me. PEA-CHY

Wait, they don't all die do they? What about FF7 dirge of cerebus?

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Reaver from Fable 2. If you played it you should know why.

He's Stephen Fry how could you?

OT; Dante, I like him and all but he needs to be taken down a peg

Cause he is a major prick (the character not voice actor) and Dante has already been taken down several pegs in DMC 4.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Reaver from Fable 2. If you played it you should know why.

He's Stephen Fry how could you?

IS HE?? He did a very good job

 

[G1eet]

All of the little lamplighters. If I smell like dungo why don't you do anything about it? That's right, you can't because your a FUCKING CHILD!

And we can't retaliate because people like Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson have pushed the misguided notion that having children without invulnerability is a bad thing. Boy, I really wanted to kill those little fuckers.

Also, Deadpool and those soldiers with arm shields from Wolverine. In both cases, I have thrown both into large abysses.

 

[MahMahnator2992]

"Cousin! Let's go bowling!"

*tosses into abyss*
Roman, GTAIV

"Hey! Listen!"

*tosses into abyss*
Navi, LoZ
"Shut up you stupid mungo!"

*tosses into abyss*
Little Lamplighters Fallout 3
"This is why we cannot go out into sunlight"

*tosses into abyss where he can never sparkle*
Edward, crap book
"I am noone, and everyone."

*tosses into abyss for cheesy line*
Not a clue
"Do a barrel roll!"

*Beats up, electrocutes, crushed, set on fire and tossed into abyss*
Slippy, Starfox

Where are these from? =P

"I'm noone, and everyone."
Jason Fleming, Shadow Complex.
That one line almost ruined the game for me, but it was otherwise good enough for me to forgive that one stinking slice of cheese

 

[hazabaza1]

"Cousin! Let's go bowling!"

*tosses into abyss*
Roman, GTAIV

"Hey! Listen!"

*tosses into abyss*
Navi, LoZ
"Shut up you stupid mungo!"

*tosses into abyss*
Little Lamplighters Fallout 3
"This is why we cannot go out into sunlight"

*tosses into abyss where he can never sparkle*
Edward, crap book
"I am noone, and everyone."

*tosses into abyss for cheesy line*
Not a clue
"Do a barrel roll!"

*Beats up, electrocutes, crushed, set on fire and tossed into abyss*
Slippy, Starfox

Where are these from? =P

"I'm noone, and everyone."
Jason Fleming, Shadow Complex.
That one line almost ruined the game for me, but it was otherwise good enough for me to forgive that one stinking slice of cheese

Ah, crap. I just finished that recently. Ugh. The story was nearly non-existant, so I just blanked. Darn it.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Anyone from any Final Fantasy game, just to shut them up.
Those two guys from "HAZE" that said "Boosh!" all the time.

hey man, dont trivialize their journey through time and space. stronger than a moose, my friend.



anyway, I forego and abyss and instead go about things in the vein of the saints row two guy: tossing them off a very tall building or into traffic. and the characters i throw? hmm... yuffie, most of the gratuitously sexy male cast of kingdom hearts 2 (XIII douches), and the motherfucking adoring fan. at least you could put sticky in hellfire armor and toss him a fat man


if you've never seen Sticky "defend" Big Town from super mutants with the MIRV, i highly recommend it

 

[Helmutye]

It may sound like blasphemy to some, but I personally can't stand Master Chief from the Halo games. Whenever he says something in the games I always slap my forehead and think "No! I don't want all the other characters thinking that's what I'm like!" I think it would have been better if he had just not said anything at all, because his dialog was pretty useless and no great improvement on silence.

I also HATED it in Halo 2 when, early in the game, you manage to gain control of the big spiky bomb that was left on the ship. The game goes into a cutscene and it shows Master Chief flying the bomb out into space and throwing it against the aliens to blow them up with their own bomb. It always gets to me when game characters do things in the cutscenes that are cooler than the things you can do while you're actually playing them.

 

[Del-Toro]

Martin from Oblivion. He claims to not "know how to be an emperor" and then he sits in a large castle deciding where to get me killed next, doesn't know how to be an emperor my ass.

 

[piez13]

If Reaver hadn't uh...been so impatient, I would have liked him.
But I didn't, and so turned the safety off whenever I was near him.

Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect. God, what an asshole. Same with the Turian leader guy on the council. Normally I really like Turians, but this guy was antagonistic for no reason at all.

I was crossed paths with a woman in Oblivion who had very racist things to say about Argonians.
I play as an Argonian.

May not be a specific character, but could every Advisor just drop dead? Like, right now?

A movie example: The priest guy in Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut (the good version of the movie). Hypocritical bastard, he was.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Hmmmmm, probably Navi. "Hey. Lis-AHHHHHH!!!" Job's done.

 

[PauL o_O]

Daxter. No reason to explain.