Check your pockets

[SonicWaffle]

My boyfriend gave it to me at school camp and we used it together. I kept it for the memories lol.

Couldn't you just, y'know...remember? It's a pretty memorable experience - I can remember quite a lot about mine, which I think is impressive considering I was almost too drunk to stand and smoked a joint between the first and second times

I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a sucker

Ugh, I helped my new flatmate (girlfriend of other flatmate) move in the other day, and she's the same. So much pointless, ugly bullshit that she won't throw away because it was a gift. Her ex-boyfriend gave her a keyboard she doesn't even play, but we can't sell it, it has to sit in a cupboard. There was even a hideous faux-fur blanket that she wouldn't get rid of because her sister gave it to her one Christmas and a set of purple satin pimp-sheets for the bed that she'll never use but won't throw away.

I don't get the whole idea of being sentimental about objects. I mean, I never throw anything away either, but that's because I'm a lazy ****...

 

[Antitonic]

At the moment, naught but my FitBit. Usually, throw my phone, wallet, and keys in with that.

I'm boring.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.

Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random

That said, I did once wake up with pockets, and the lining of my coat, absolutely stuffed with shards of broken glass. Took me about a week to figure that one out.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

At the moment, naught but my FitBit. Usually, throw my phone, wallet, and keys in with that.

I'm boring.

What's a FitBit?

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

What pockets?

I'm naked. We're all naked, tanning. Praise the Sun!

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

I used to carry around the first ever condom wrapper I had. But then it went through the machine ;-;

...as in, the empty wrapper? Why?

My boyfriend gave it to me at school camp and we used it together. I kept it for the memories lol. I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a sucker

Careful. Better get a grip on those habits and emotions before your home looks like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MFQ98IEARXU/T9j3yQ16uFI/AAAAAAAAIrE/n_H6NeuOsgs/s1600/hoarder.jpeg

 

[SonicWaffle]

My boyfriend gave it to me at school camp and we used it together. I kept it for the memories lol.

Couldn't you just, y'know...remember? It's a pretty memorable experience - I can remember quite a lot about mine, which I think is impressive considering I was almost too drunk to stand and smoked a joint between the first and second times

I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a sucker

Ugh, I helped my new flatmate (girlfriend of other flatmate) move in the other day, and she's the same. So much pointless, ugly bullshit that she won't throw away because it was a gift. Her ex-boyfriend gave her a keyboard she doesn't even play, but we can't sell it, it has to sit in a cupboard. There was even a hideous faux-fur blanket that she wouldn't get rid of because her sister gave it to her one Christmas and a set of purple satin pimp-sheets for the bed that she'll never use but won't throw away.

I don't get the whole idea of being sentimental about objects. I mean, I never throw anything away either, but that's because I'm a lazy ****...

One does not simply throw gifts out.

Why not? What if it's a shitty gift, or from a shitty person? If Tony Blair gave you Cher's greatest hits album, would you still keep it?

Besides, there's always re-gifting, or donating to charity. You don't have to throw things away.

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

Skirt: so no pockets there.

Jacket: phone, cash, cards, keys to a big room with a laser in it.

 

[Hoplon]

...I have a laptop bag with all my stuff in it but nothing in my pockets since that bugs the crap out of me (I may be ever so slightly nuts)

 

[Benni88]

Wallet, Keys, Tobacco, Phone, Passport, Light. That's about it unless I go down to microscopic detail.

 

[SonicWaffle]

I just can't do it. Someone gave something to me. I must hold onto it! Curse my mushy heart.

I hope for your sake that you never catch chlamydia

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

Can I... borrow those keys by chance?

Certainly, as soon as you have completed the half day Health and Safety course telling you not to look at the laser, not to take your googles off when the laser is firing, not to put any part of your body in front of the laser, not to focus the laser more than is necessary, not to put anything flammable in front of the laser, not to put anything reflective in front of the laser, not to let the laser overheat.

And that's before we start on the wind tunnel, the tank of water, the highspeed camera, motor, pump, three phase power supply, pulsator, and that most dangerous of objects: the ladder.

SOLVEmedia: "lark about" Damn it SOLVEmedia, weren't you listening!?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

My passcard for work, some money, my phone, a permanent marker, my grippy gloves and an inhaler. So yeah, pretty much geared out for work.

 

[laggyteabag]

At the moment, I have nothing

When I go to school I usually have -
Right Pocket - Keys, 2 Pens, pencil, 30cm bendy ruler, calculator, rubber
Left pocket - Wallet, Phone, iPod, ear phones

 

[SonicWaffle]

I just can't do it. Someone gave something to me. I must hold onto it! Curse my mushy heart.

I hope for your sake that you never catch chlamydia

Ewww. Have you ever seen someone with chlamydia? It's so fucking nasty ><

Why would you remind me of that? Why?!

Because I am what science has termed "an awful person" :-D

And no, actually, I never have seen chlamydia. I've been very lucky in that regard, considering that I'm usually too drunk to put on a condom. So many bullets dodged...

 

[necromanzer52]

Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.

Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random

Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.
I should really learn some card tricks...