Check your pockets
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Ha, that sounds like me. Nothing like terrible allergies to keep Kimberly-Clark in business, huh?TopazFusion said:
OT, I don't have pockets, at the moment. Otherwise: wallet, keys, celly-telly, and asthma inhaler. And sometimes my Ray-Bans.
Lets see...
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...hey, I found twenty pounds! I think I'll go out for a nice Mickey D's dinner- hey, wait, what was that? ... Hmmm, thought I saw something outside the window. So, I'll be back in a jolly- what the? ... I keep seeing some guy in a black suit, but it must be nothing. Just need to get my keys... hey, why do I hear "Gimme $20" all of a sudden? It's getting louder... wait, why is there booming? Well, need my phone, gotta get up-OHGODWHATIS-
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...hey, I found twenty pounds! I think I'll go out for a nice Mickey D's dinner- hey, wait, what was that? ... Hmmm, thought I saw something outside the window. So, I'll be back in a jolly- what the? ... I keep seeing some guy in a black suit, but it must be nothing. Just need to get my keys... hey, why do I hear "Gimme $20" all of a sudden? It's getting louder... wait, why is there booming? Well, need my phone, gotta get up-OHGODWHATIS-
The trousers I wear when I am staying in don't have pockets.
Now I think about it, not many of my trousers (except jeans) have pockets.
They often have fake-pockets.
Fashion designers seem to think that ladies don't need pockets. All the pockets on my boyfriend's clothes are much bigger.
Maybe I should wear dudeclothes.
Now I think about it, not many of my trousers (except jeans) have pockets.
They often have fake-pockets.
Fashion designers seem to think that ladies don't need pockets. All the pockets on my boyfriend's clothes are much bigger.
Maybe I should wear dudeclothes.
I'm alarmed at how many people in this thread are naked
OT: Nothing at the moment but when I'm out of the house I usually have my phone, my keys and some change.
OT: Nothing at the moment but when I'm out of the house I usually have my phone, my keys and some change.
In my undies... so front pocket has my Junk. My pants though has... loose change, keys, pens, pencils and Dunk n' Donuts receipt.
No pants, ergo no pockets. But if I had pants, ergo pockets, I'd have a wallet, a cell phone, an iPod, and keys... if I wasn't working. If I was working, I'd have a box-cutter, a handheld transceiver, and keys.
Left Hip Pocket: Wallet, Keys.
Left Leg Pocket: 3 paint brushes an emory board and a hobby drill.
Right Hip Pocket: Cell Phone, $25.00, a bottle opener and the cap from a bottle of Guinness Black Lager.
Right Leg Pocket: A dime.
Shirt Pocket: RFID Badge tucked away until I go to work.
Left Leg Pocket: 3 paint brushes an emory board and a hobby drill.
Right Hip Pocket: Cell Phone, $25.00, a bottle opener and the cap from a bottle of Guinness Black Lager.
Right Leg Pocket: A dime.
Shirt Pocket: RFID Badge tucked away until I go to work.
Front left pocket: Lint.
Front right pocket: cell phone.
Back right pocket: human finger.
Back left pocket: wallet.
Front right pocket: cell phone.
Back right pocket: human finger.
Back left pocket: wallet.
Gotta love my cargo pants(shorts).
keyring with car key, house key, padlock key, computer lock key, bike lock key, cloth pocket mask, Rawlings leather thingy that comes with their high end gloves, minimag.
Cell phone
ipod touch
wallet
orange spring assist 3" knife with glass breaker
silver spring assist 3" knife with rope cutter and serrated edge
Sometimes I also have a book and/or calculator in one of my pockets
keyring with car key, house key, padlock key, computer lock key, bike lock key, cloth pocket mask, Rawlings leather thingy that comes with their high end gloves, minimag.
Cell phone
ipod touch
wallet
orange spring assist 3" knife with glass breaker
silver spring assist 3" knife with rope cutter and serrated edge
Sometimes I also have a book and/or calculator in one of my pockets
Right now all I have in my Pockets is a ten pound note, should probably go put it in my wallet before I lose it.
Also when I go out, the only things I carry are my wallet and Phone.
Also when I go out, the only things I carry are my wallet and Phone.
