Cheesiest line EVER!

[KeithA45]

Ever hear someone say a line and want to bash their face in for saying that line? What's the cheesiest line you've EVER heard someone say?

In a game, movie, book, or even among friends; all is fair game. It doesn't have to be bad! It can be cheesy and awesome.

I'll post a few of my own when I remember them.

 

[xitel]

Ask The Root Of All Evil. He gets fired on a regular basis for making corny puns.

 

[FrossetMareritt]

Barry from RE1: "I've got this!"

My best friend and I still laugh about it to this day.

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

We Can do this....
HELL NO!

 

[sqwalnoc]

cheesey lines? pretty much all of the script from gears 2
some ones I can remember:
"Anya! they're sinking cities with a gieant worm!!!"
"i've heard there's a shitload of grubs up there""more like 10 shitloads"

 

[Arrers]

"Looks like being a princess isn't that easy!" Sonic, in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006).

 

[timmytom1]

Need to find the thread now gimme a sec.......... (elevator music kicks in) do movies count by the way???? if so,then i`ve got one for you from the new steet fighter movie (something to do with chun-li i think)"You see, your father has been the milk of my business. But even milk has an expiration date." BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Around the end of the excellent game Tales of Symphonia, Lloyd Irving says "Rise, Giant Kharlan Tree!" in a very dramatic voice. It nearly ruined the flow of the otherwise excellent dialogue.

 

[theStrachan]

"What I want, Cloud, is to sail the cosmos with this planet as my vessel. Just as Mother did long ago." Sephiroth (Advent Children) so cheesey and fun

 

[polymath]

There's a pretty good one in MGS4 when Raiden says it rained the day he was born and Snake's response was "You are the lightning in that rain"

 

[Davey Woo]

I'm surprised nobody's done Darth Vader's "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" at the end of Star Wars (can't remember what number)

 

[polymath]

Oh and any Steven Seagal film title should go there, actually anything he has ever said.

 

[Ultress]

Anything from Symphony of the Night.

 

[patronscorn_v1legacy]

Dirty Harry. The whole character

 

[Captain Urahara]

My favorite is in the original King Kong(1933) film where Jack Driscoll basically makes a big deal about how women shouldn't be on the boat because they are trouble and get in the way, but then he and Ann share a moment and he says "Say... I think I love you."

Made me crack-up =)

 

[Break]

There's a pretty good one in MGS4 when Raiden says it rained the day he was born and Snake's response was "You are the lightning in that rain"

Agh... Oh, god, that's horrible. What the bloody hell is that even supposed to mean?

 

[J474]

Master Chief: "I need a weapon," Halo 2
'nuff said...

 

[Stevato]

I'm surprised nobody's done Darth Vader's "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" at the end of Star Wars (can't remember what number)

That would be episode 3 i believe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzqLHiCNr0Q&feature=related

Watch this and read the subtitles, it cracked me up, apparently it was a bootleg version of the scene which was translated to chinese and then back to english

 

[polymath]

There's a pretty good one in MGS4 when Raiden says it rained the day he was born and Snake's response was "You are the lightning in that rain"

Agh... Oh, god, that's horrible. What the bloody hell is that even supposed to mean?

It gets worse the second half of the line is You can still shine through the darkness."