Cheesiest line EVER!

[DI7789]

"So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" -Worst pick-up line ever, worst part is, whatever character uses that line, the girl he is talking to WILL fall for him.

Slightly cheesy exchange, really only works if you've read the comic:
Forgotten this guy's name: "Katie! Behind you!"

Katie: "You're going to have to try harder than that. I'm dead, moron! What's left for me to be afraid of?"

Jack: "Me."

-An exchange in the webcomic Jack, Here [http://www.pholph.com/index_a.php?Strip=1079]

 

[TheHorizon]

"If I was Oscar Schindler, I'd put you on my list, babe."

 

[ckam]

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

 

[Jacklin]

If you are a fan of Half Life, a guy made a mini series, and its good except the diolouge from this one guy

As they are running through a train complex (like in Half Life 2)
One guy goes

Guy 1: *panting* We have to call base for back up, theres to many combine out here for the both of us
Guy 2: What!? We can get through that underduct, then you call!
Guy 1: Thats controlled by a few Combine, I am not taking any more risks, we will take the long way around
Guy 2: GA! I HATE WALKING!!

Its funny how he said it

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

"CRAPPY BIRTHDAY" -Crazy Ivan.

 

[forever saturday]

In Friday the thirteenth (the new one) there are a lot of cheesy lines, but the one that takes the cake was something like "you just came this close to pressing the on button on the whoopass machine". when that happened I wanted to kindly find out where the writers lived and burn their houses down. and kill their families. and make them watch.

 

[maximilian]

"This is the skin of a killa bella." Twilight sucked pretty mad.

 

[TurretedCasius]

Link: The Faces of Evil
The lines in this "game" is almost as cheesy as the legendary animations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361r2xkVRcU

I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok

or

boy i can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

 

[Davey Woo]

I'm surprised nobody's done Darth Vader's "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" at the end of Star Wars (can't remember what number)

That would be episode 3 i believe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzqLHiCNr0Q&feature=related

Watch this and read the subtitles, it cracked me up, apparently it was a bootleg version of the scene which was translated to chinese and then back to english

Lol that's hilarious. The scene alone is funny but with the subtitles it's great

 

[wewontdie11]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett Butler (Clark Gable)

And every single chat up line ever. Particularly "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.". Tried that once for a laugh and I couldn't finish my sentence for giggling.

 

[Flishiz]

Halo 3: The line that ruined the game

"Where are we going?"
"To war"

 

[The Cheezy One]

Disneys motto
"believe in yourself, and you can do anything!"

 

[Syphonz]

"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"

 

[Blind0bserver]

Duke Nukem's classic line of "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum".

Don't you glare at me, you know it's true...

 

[Maggot666]

when Marcus from Gears 2 says "Hey! I guess we ARE the support"

 

[ShameSpear]

My friend to a girl at a club
"Hey! You look JUST like my next girlfriend!"

 

[Kandon Arc]

Anything Horatio Caine has ever said, e.g. "Do you think the killer was trying to get our attention?"
"I don't know ... but he just got mine"
Horrific.

 

[duchaked]

As hilarious as the Gears of War 2 dialogue sections were, they were unnoticeable once we got into "the mood" of the game (blood and gore, whoo violence). But no, I'd say Tales of Symphonia (great game btw) had us (it had 4 player co-op ftw) rolling around laughing.

 

[pyros550]

The game: Resident Evil 4

After the huge fight when you first enter the village a church bell tolls. Every enemy left is like "OH lord saddler".."Huh? oh! OH!".. etc. and makes their way to the church. Keeping in mind at this point you've just dealt with like 50 enemies, possibly including one of those chainsaw wielding nutcases. Now, the finale, let me paint the scene for you:

Leon walks to the center of the village, he looks around with the camera panning in the opposite direction he's turning, his bangs waving in the wind, and he says, "Where's everybody going? Bingo?"

I nearly die of laughter everytime I watch that scene.

One day i was in town and a bell chimed. Some guy started walking away. I piped that little number up. Great time indeedio.

Sorry for the weird sentence, dunno what i'm doing...

 

[Lukeje]

I can't really think of any others, though a lot of the ones from the House of the Dead game were cheesy...I just can't remember any specific ones.

We're meeting G... over there?!