I think I'll have to stick with the classic:
"What is man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"
"What is man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"
Cheesy one liners that make games
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I was once an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee.
*Run as fast as possible out of this thread*
I was once an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee.
*Run as fast as possible out of this thread*
Pretty much any slogan/line from the Brotherhood of Nod in Command and Conquer.
"Peace through power."
"One vision, one purpose."
"Kane lives in death."
"Control the media, control the mind."
Slavik: "Define 'favorable outcome,' Cabal."
CABAL: "They all die."
"It is more important for us to employ intelligent combined-arms tactics than it is for GDI because it is the Pen that is mightier than the Sword. And we are both the Pen and the Sword when skilled modern armies are commanded by intelligent strategies brought upon by a true military strategist."
"Peace through power."
"One vision, one purpose."
"Kane lives in death."
"Control the media, control the mind."
Slavik: "Define 'favorable outcome,' Cabal."
CABAL: "They all die."
"It is more important for us to employ intelligent combined-arms tactics than it is for GDI because it is the Pen that is mightier than the Sword. And we are both the Pen and the Sword when skilled modern armies are commanded by intelligent strategies brought upon by a true military strategist."
They are almost all awful, but Michael Ironside makes them all sound menacing. Semi-irrelevant to the OP, but hey, Michael Ironside.
Not sure how this thread has gotten to a third page without any HK-47 references 
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"
"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."
"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"
"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."
"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"
I can't honestly think of any that I think is a one liner, so have a RC quote
"But we like intel. Sergeant Kal never read us bedtime stories, so intel satisfies our innate boyish need for heroic fantasy" -Scorch
"But we like intel. Sergeant Kal never read us bedtime stories, so intel satisfies our innate boyish need for heroic fantasy" -Scorch
Probably cause HK-47 is less cheesy and more straight up goodness.AD-Stu said:Not sure how this thread has gotten to a third page without any HK-47 references
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"
"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."
"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"
For me, Leon from Resident Evil: "Rain or shine, you're going down"...
Fair point.BiggyShackleton said:Probably cause HK-47 is less cheesy and more straight up goodness.AD-Stu said:Not sure how this thread has gotten to a third page without any HK-47 references
In that case yeah, I've gotta go with the original suggestion: Uncle Mario's "Itsa me, Mario!" from AC2
I fucking love this line from No More Heroes 2.
Plus the intro of the first No More Heroes is practically it's own one liner, aside from demolishing the 4th wall.
Captcha: face the music
Hmm, the captcha appears to have its own opinions. Anyone know what game it's talking about?
Plus the intro of the first No More Heroes is practically it's own one liner, aside from demolishing the 4th wall.
Captcha: face the music
Hmm, the captcha appears to have its own opinions. Anyone know what game it's talking about?
Garrus: We held a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility.
Shepard: ...
Shepard: ...
