China Uses Top Gun Footage to Fake Military Strength

[SinisterGehe]

It is fake I can see the pixel! Oh wait, my screen has just bad resolution... And It is fake... Never mind this!

I love Chinese government, they are like 13 years old brats faking their voice in FPS games to think they really are 18 years old. (Sad part is, they think they can do it when they can't.)

 

[Phenakist]

So..... Dose this mean Top Gun came from China?

Well if we use the old method from the playground of "there's more of us and we could beat you up if you don't give us our ball back" Then yes, it is, the world belongs to China.

On the whole, this just proves how pathetic/tightfisted China is, (to go back to my playground analogy) they are like the kid who plagiarized Shakespeare for his English essay, because it's the only way he thinks he could get noticed and still get top marks because his father would beat up anyone who disagreed.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Really? This is news? Meh...

It's not like the U.S. military doesn't finance entire movies that glorify its war triumphs to the point of absurdum like Pearl Harbor. So how silly is it really to just skip all that and instead borrow from old-time classics for advertisement instead? If you want to look up silly, try looking at that phenomenon too please. Or feel free to ignore the actual point of this whole thing (glorifying one's military through fictional means) and instead keep on screaming "IP rights have been violated!!! Laaaaaaame!" across the board.

Because lord knows that's what will keep us in the right perspective of why China did this. *sigh*

Well, they still obviously did the wrong thing. The right thing would have been to re-use old footage from 20 years ago, like western media did with the Soviets fighting in Afghanistan and cheerins Arabs in the wake of September 11.

 

[superbatranger]

China, you disappoint me sometimes.

 

[Bloodstain]

Oh China, you so funny.

Ridiculous.

 

[ChicagoTed]

I don't care china can be my wing man any time.

 

[Gahars]

That's pathetically hilarious.

 

[BeepBoopBrother]

pffpt, thats nothing, check out the US navy's test for their rail gun
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Yeah, George Lucas actually stole top secret military footage and based the whole Star Wars series around that.

 

[Caliostro]

Oh dear, heads are gonna roll for this... And I mean literally.

 

[Something Amyss]

Smartly, it doesn't leave in the next scene where Tom Cruise celebrates.

Awww...That would have been the best part!

 

[[.redacted]]

Rofl.

It just occurred to me that the Chinese state-run channel is CCTV, as in close circuit television, as in the cameras used to keep everything in line in shops.

Unfortunate acronym win.

 

[Aptspire]

China is so behind, Top Gun is a brand new movie to their people!


That was uncalled for. China is great at copypasta.

delicious copypasta

 

[Mr. Socky]

I'm not sure how I could possibly lose any more respect for China as a country. Do they do anything besides rip other people off?

 

[Distorted Stu]

Maybe those planes were made to blow up in that fashion?

 

[ryai458]

I'm sorry did you except china to blow up one of its own jets for the television?

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Oh damn! Looks like China just flew into the DANGER ZONE!

 

[standokan]

I totally RoflMaoZedong'ed

 

[Baresark]

Haha, China is an economic super power, it's freakin' hilarious they have done this. But, you have to appreciate their eye for flare. After everyone watched that scene on the news, they went and had a drink at a bar where they tried to woo the girl with bad karaoke!

 

[felixader]

So our jobs aren't enough, You have to steal our movies as well?"What happened to you China? You used to be cool."

What? When?

You know when you get behind the initial amazemend of learning stuff about a very different culture you beginn to see what China more or less has been doing is existing on the bend and broken backs of it's people, starting some 3000 or so years ago.

And if one than can get behind it's own white guilt about the past history between china and the west you will see that it hasn't become any better in recent times.