Choose One Animal Species To Conquer The Earth With

[4RM3D]

You suddenly have the ability to control one animal species. Which animal species would you choose to conquer the earth with? (insects are animals too)

I think I would go with spiders. Billions of deadly little poisonous assassins you won't see coming. I can control the earth through subterfuge and fear. Then again, once people 'suit up' the spiders would be no match. Still... then there are the spiderwebs. I could get creative with that.

 

[OniaPL]

Humans. So I would have to do no actual work since we control the world anyways and I could just rule the entire human species with my iron fist.

Eukaryotic organisms ----> Animalia -----> Mammals -----> Primates ----> Humans.

 

[Keoul]

Mosquitos.
I'd have them vanish for a few years, sustaining themselves on wild animals and to build up their numbers, then on one summer day when everyone is at the beach, wearing swim wear, vulnerable, I strike. Malaria and itches will break loose like wildfire, either everyone submits to my demands or the mosquitos will never leave, every building everywhere.

Also before initiating "operation bloodsuckers" I'd destroy any company that produces any mosquito killing chemical, do note most only produce mosquito repellent, not killers, and with my mind control over them that would be useless.

 

[Keoul]

Humans. So I would have to do no actual work since we control the world anyways and I could just rule the entire human species with my iron fist.

Eukaryotic organisms ----> Animalia -----> Mammals -----> Primates ----> Humans.

Booorrriiinnnggggg

Could've had tigers, heck even giant squid, you just had to pick the most boring one

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Oh PLEASE. There's only one right answer for this question. BEARS

 

[OniaPL]

Humans. So I would have to do no actual work since we control the world anyways and I could just rule the entire human species with my iron fist.

Eukaryotic organisms ----> Animalia -----> Mammals -----> Primates ----> Humans.

Booorrriiinnnggggg

Could've had tigers, heck even giant squid, you just had to pick the most boring one

It might be the most boring one, but it's the most effective and best.

I mean, if I'm shooting for world domination why hold back?
If I couldn't choose humans I'd probably choose bacteria. But since it has to be an animal...
Well, with tigers, bears, wolves and the like the problem is that their numbers are far too dwindling and while they are strong, no animal probably beats humans in a full on fight. So it'd have to be something sneaky.

Bunnies? I'll go with bunnies. They breed quickly, are fast, hard to spot in the night. I could teach them to wield katanas or something.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Mother fuckin' honey badgers.

Honey badger gets bitten by a cobra, mother fuckin' honey badger eats it's face and sleeps off the venom, honey badger don't care.

Do what you want, honey badger don't care!

 

[Phasmal]

Cats.
Because they're mostly already in your homes (and if they aren't they could sneak in quietly).
And because they are adorable.
We will conquer the world with big adorable eyes.
Except for the cat haters, they will die in their sleep from a claw across the throat.
There is no place for them in my new world of Kittytopia.

 

[Lilani]

Horses. Fuck yeah, I'm turning every town in the world into Edoras.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Eagles. Just because they are awesome.

 

[Erttheking]

Tigers. Far Cry 3 showed me their capability in battle. If not, I guess I could always fall back on the T-Rex.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Humans. So I would have to do no actual work since we control the world anyways and I could just rule the entire human species with my iron fist.

Eukaryotic organisms ----> Animalia -----> Mammals -----> Primates ----> Humans.

Damn right. It always amuses/exasperates me when people talk about how dangerous a predator some creature is that humans have hunted to near extinction.

If not modern humans, than neanderthals, though they weren't nearly as impressive.

 

[Sixcess]

Cats.

Ninja'd.

The Avengers (the 60s british series, not the Marvel superheroes) once did an episode called The Hidden Tiger where the evil genius (played by Ronnie Barker no less) was murdering his enemies by turning their pet cats into frenzied killers. So I know where to start.

 

[Muspelheim]

Horses. Fuck yeah, I'm turning every town in the world into Edoras.

Daymn, ninja'd. Alright, I'll go with... Genetically modifying horses into bloodthirsty unicorns.

Say, what do you say about forming a world conquest alliance? I'll take care of Eurasia.

 

[D Moness]

I would pick squirrels. Nobody can resist an army of squirrels

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

I would pick squirrels. Nobody can resist an army of squirrels

I will train them to steal all the nuts!!!

And then, when most of the armies in the world will be busy rolling on the ground in pain my reign of terror will finally begin!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(yeah...I admit...that joke was pretty bad >_>)

 

[Angie7F]

cats. I just watche Puss in Boots so I am convinced that cats are the coolest.

 

[Easton Dark]

Cats aren't a species :l

Try leopard. That's a species.

Me I'd go with Komodo Dragons. I liked the new James Bond movie :l

 

[Plasmadamage]

Narwhals!

Nuff sed

 

[charge52]

Gazelles, fucking gazelles.

Live in fear bitches!(kidding, don't hurt me)