Choose One Animal Species To Conquer The Earth With

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People, hasn't Corvo taught you anything? Having rats eat your enemies to death is awesome as fuck! so yeah, probably rats, mice, or some other rodent. They can get into just about anywhere, and gnaw you to death.
 

Wackymon

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I'm going with either bunnies or squirrels.
Squirrels because, have you seen a squirrel attack? They're like quick balls of F***ing death, ripping you to bits!

And bunnies, because REPRODUCTION! Tripple the bunny population within weeks! Then HAVE THEM EAT EVERYONE'S FACE!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
 

Cry Wolf

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SomeLameStuff said:
Oh PLEASE. There's only one right answer for this question. BEARS

God damn it, every time I pick a lighter hearted thread, somebody ninja's the shit out of me. I was even going to post the bear cavalary image.

So, uhh, just what this guy said I guess.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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I'm going with the Drop Koala bears on this one...

THEN THEY SMELL YOUR FLESH!
 

SonOfVoorhees

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Daystar Clarion said:
Mother fuckin' honey badgers.



Honey badger gets bitten by a cobra, mother fuckin' honey badger eats it's face and sleeps off the venom, honey badger don't care.

Do what you want, honey badger don't care!
Damn you, i was going to say that......cant we share them and take over half the world each? ;-)
 

Little Woodsman

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McMarbles said:
The butterfly.

Nobody EVER suspects the butterfly.
Have to go with butterflies as well because

#1--They are the bestest...

#2--When I have conquered the world with butterflies I"m never gonna let anyone
live it down! "Oh Yeah! Well I beat all your armies with *butterflies*! Take that!"
 

Quellist

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Bullet Ants, little fuckers have the most painful sting in nature, 24 hours of screaming agony from just one. In my New World Order everyone will be going around with 100 bullet ants in their underwear, just waiting to sting...Mwah-ha-ha
 

Calibanbutcher

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I want ants and thermites.
Simply because Ants are Awesome. They will steal all your sh*t after they have fed you to their young.
And termites are terrifying. They will eat your house. And the build a new, better house.


Additional mention goes to: Wasps and Spiders. I shall rule the world with fear.


Quellist said:
Bullet Ants, little fuckers have the most painful sting in nature, 24 hours of screaming agony from just one. In my New World Order everyone will be going around with 100 bullet ants in their underwear, just waiting to sting...Mwah-ha-ha
Oh COME ON. You ninja'd me while I was typing my response...
 

GamemasterAnthony

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You know...if we could be allowed to break out a certain type of technology utilized by the people in Jurassic Park...

To quote Richard Hammond, "I believe you see where this is going..."
 

PissOffRoth

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Dishonored had it right, it's all about the rats. Plague, vicious, sharp teeth, travel in swarms, through pipes and drains, breed quickly. They'd be perfect with a little tactical direction.
 

Scarim Coral

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Rabbits since I will conquer the Earth with utter cuteness to the point it will give you a heart attack from cuteness overlord!
 

Alhazred

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A legion of giant squids; the children of dread Cthulu, multi-armed and dangerous!
 

UniversalRonin

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Daystar Clarion said:
Mother fuckin' honey badgers.



Honey badger gets bitten by a cobra, mother fuckin' honey badger eats it's face and sleeps off the venom, honey badger don't care.

Do what you want, honey badger don't care!
Boom. End of. (Though I was gonna be a bit more generic with my use of badger.)



The Badger.

An army of grumpy, cuddly looking scumbag badgers who just want to kick arse and drop mushroom bombs. (youtube 'guess I got my badger back.)

Always, if I had to conquer the world with an army of loyal minions, it would be the badgers. It even looks badass when you write it down. b a d g e r.