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RadioactiveTurtle

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If you could choose, how would you wish to die?

In a spectacular fashion, slaying your enemies in a Barbaric fashion?
Or in a bed, surrounded by dear loved ones?

Personally, I would like to perish delivering my final Vengeance upon my enemies. The last laugh, if you will.
 

Rowan93

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Electric guitar. Bridge of a spaceship. Crashing it into some alien mothership or giant demon.
 

Rose and Thorn

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I wish to die alone and be forgotten. It would also be nice to die after my mother, aunt and grandmother as I imagine my death would cause them much pain, as I am the last child in the family.

Since I was a child I have always felt that I was going to die young and my feelings are usually right when it comes to me. Maybe in the 40's or something, or late 30's. Still I hope my family dies first, for fear that if there is something after death I wouldn't want to have to see them suffer.

Maybe I'll die without them knowing as they don't talk to me much. One day I'll disappear and they'll forget me. Maybe. Hopefully.

How I die doesn't really matter, probably a vehicle collision, motorcycle probably. Maybe alchohol posioning? Maybe Cancer? Maybe a broken heart?

I like the cold, I almost died in the cold once and it wasn't so bad, just numb. I was numb before the cold set in though, I'm sure I would be numb before again however.

So I guess alone in the cold, in the dark...is how I would choose to die. Hey you asked...
 

Rastien

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Big juicy worm for white knights above me :p

Anyway going to have to go with the classic.

Drug over dose, not boring drugs like paracetemol the good ones.

Tripping my tits off into my grave why not if im old and crapping myself one last high.
 

Broady Brio

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In bright red speedos. The size of Godzilla. With flexible pecs. Shouting "EXPLOSIONS! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITx4-w0WxQ]"

And of course, advertising the most man-tastic thing ever.
 

Reginald

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I disembowel myself to give birth to the universe, then someone makes a film about it.
 

Andy Shandy

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To quote Frankie Boyle

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
 

BathorysGraveland

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Well, there is a slightly perverted way I wouldn't mind going out, but I shall not utter that here.

I wouldn't mind dying in the Spartan way. Surrounded by foes, dying for ones family, land and honour. Or a Norse Pagan way, dying with a sword in your hand, a fallen foe at your feet and the cry of "ODIN!" on your tongue.
 

Final First

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I would want to die in a similar way to Light in Death Note. Die nearly achieving a great well planned scheme after years of a cat and mouse chase. Finally explaining my master plan that could benefit the world but ultimately dying.
 

Bassik

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Exploding and scattering myself over a large area, hopefully causing property damage and lasting mental anguish.
 

capper42

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RadioactiveTurtle said:
If you could choose, how would you wish to die?

In a spectacular fashion, slaying your enemies in a Barbaric fashion?
Or in a bed, surrounded by dear loved ones?

Personally, I would like to perish delivering my final Vengeance upon my enemies. The last laugh, if you will.
Do you actually have enemies to the extent that you'd kill them whilst being cut down before your time? Or is this merely wishful thinking?
 

Heronblade

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I would prefer my death to be meaningful in some fashion, definitely not occurring due to old age.

A barbaric slaughter just for the sake of glory isn't very appealing either, even if an enemy existed that I so badly wanted dead, but giving my life in the defense of others is.
 

MammothBlade

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Laughing, falling backwards from a great height. Blood loss will kill me before I hit the ground.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
 

TWRule

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I wouldn't be able to predict the form, but in some fashion that my death would inspire the radical positive spiritual transformation of others.
 

StormShaun

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I could imagine myself saving the world/Killing a demon prince and everyone in the world would see me save them via all media communication. Then as I die I ascend into Heaven/Angelhood. ^_^

That would be nice.
 

White Lightning

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Fighting a Dragon, I mean, how badass would that be? At the Funeral it wouldn't be all sad and stuff. Oh no, people would be like "The dude dies fighting a FUCKING DRAGON! How awesome is that?" Also the Dragon would be there to give my Eulogy cuz I was (hopefully) a worthy adversary.


It makes me sad because this will never happen. :(