Choose your firing squad

[Ponce Master-General]

G-Man
James Bond (the Sean Connery version)
Cartman
Serious Sam
The Imp from ZP

 

[Nouw]

These five'll do just fine!

/thread.

Dying by Arnie is fine by me! It will be awesome!

 

[Decy19]

5 Nazi soldiers all armed with lugers... If im going to die i atleast want to die by an awesome gun.

 

[dragonslayer32]

The A-Team. It would be an honour to be killed by those guys. (The fact that they didn't kill anyone in the series also helps me...although the film is a different story)

 

[etherlance]

The Telly Tubbies and the care bears.

 

[TiefBlau]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

Nads? Does he have those?

 

[Jedoro]

Boone, don't much care who else is there. If he could kill

Spoiler

his own wife

then I'm not worried about it hurting at all. He'll headshot me in an instant.

 

[guise709]

1. Myself as a baby
2. Myself as a child
3. Myself as a young man
4. Myself as a middle-aged man
5. Myself as a old man

Henceforth I shall kill myself.

 

[G-Virus]

Best. Firing. Squad. Ever.

1. A Super Mutant
2. Link
3. Harry Mason
4. Heather Mason
5. A Blooper

Don't ask why. But I gave Harry and Heather one last father-daughter-bonding time together. Aren't I sweet?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

This ^

This is exactly what I was thinking. I'm talking Empire era stormies too, not the brand new ones that order 66-ed everyone.

 

[emeraldrafael]

A mixing of these two groups:
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and
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[kouriichi]

Ooh! I like this thread...

1. Invader Zim
2. Barack Obama
3. Murdoc Niccals
4. Dr. Octagonapus
5. Beatrix Russell

T'would be epic...

I cant belive it..... IVE BEEN SNIPED!!
You took 4 of my 5!
Your evil man! Thats some bad mojo you got going!

Who was the 1 I missed? The closed-circuit cameras told me these were your top 5 choices???

The cowboy ghoul. Personally, she gives me the creeps.
I think id rather be shot by Mr. House.

 

[SimuLord]

A Polish firing squad. They all stand in a circle with me at the center and fire towards me. Then, when the command to fire comes, I duck.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

Nads? Does he have those?

Well if not my plan fails, vaders pissed, but i would die laughing at him and probably get five stormtroopers killed too, so it's a win win

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Care bears. Even if they do try to kill you, who wouldn't want to be killed by a care bear share?

Then again...

1. Master Chief
2. Rico Rodriguez
3. Liam fucking Neeson
4. Naruto Uzumaki (say what?)
5. Obama

If I have to die, I will die a legendary death.

 

[staika]

interesting i got to go with

1. Chuck Norris
2. Jesus Christ
3. Yahtzee
4. Godzilla
5. Navi (for giggles)

 

[TheDarklite]

May as well be 5 of the things in my profile picture... At least they won't miss

 

[rathorn14]

I'd choose 4 high-profile anti-gun lobbyists and Jack Thompson, and die a martyr to the cause of freeing my generation from ignorant and misguided prejudice.