Choose your own adventure! The escapist has taken over the world! Act 3: The contaminated zone!

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Mr Thin

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A. If you haven't got a clear head, how will you kill more kittens?

...On second thought, I vote C. Snort it all up. I want you to die.
 

awesomeClaw

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C it is!

"Sure."
You bend over and inhale. At first, it´s weird, but then...
Wow....the colors...yeah...this is greta!!!
After 15 minutes, the high is somewhat over, but you can still barely move.
"You´re delivering good stuff, man." says the fatty.
You don´t have enough energy to answer. But you need to kill the guy.

You use all your strenght and get up. Your sense of balance is minimal. All your thouhgts feel like there hidden in a field of fog. You push the fatty, and by a stroke of luck, he falls on the table and dies. Okay, you need to get out, but how?

A:Walk by the guards.
B:Jump out the window.
C:Climb down.
D:Get a cup of coffee.
 

awesomeClaw

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D it is!

You get a cup off coffee and drink up. Instantly, the coffee helps you get back from the high. Mind you, you´re still high, but you might be able to think clearly now.

A:Climb out.
B:Jump out the window.
C:Walk past the guards.
 

Mr Thin

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B.

Also, you pushed him and he fell on the table and died? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is!

You jump out the window and attempt a safe landing. Sadly, being high doesn´t exactly help with good foot-work, and you land wrong and sprain your ankle.
"Fuck!" you scream.
You walk as fast as you can away from the building.
You get too the middle of town and see a bunch of people getting close to you.

"That´s the guy! He killed the kittie!" screams one of them.
You look at them. They look like typical animal right activits. Great.
"You killed an innocent kittie! We are here to extract revenge for that poor thing!"
Crap, these guys mean buisness. The sprain hurts. Damn,damn,damn DAMN!

What do you do?

A:I didn´t kill the kittie(50%)
B:Kill them.
C:Knock them out.
D:RUN!
 

Mr Thin

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D. Run. On your sprained ankle.

Let every stab of pain lancing up your leg and hip remind you that killing kittens is not cool.