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Ask her if she's dating anyone in particular after handing her another pig...
 

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bluerocker said:
Go get her another pig. Don't want to piss her off.
You enter the other room to scrape off another pig head. You head back to the woman and give her the pig.
FPLOON said:
Ask her if she's dating anyone in particular after handing her another pig...
You ask her if she's dating anyone in particular. Her mouth curves into a smile and she laughs. "No," you hear out of her limply hanging mouth, "not right now."
As you are speaking, a tentacle wraps around your neck from behind. You choke and turn to see the eyeless man throttling you with a tentacle. The pressure on your neck tightens.

There is a path leading south back to the pig room. There is a path leading west where you can hear a faint chanting from. You're not going to be able to move much while being strangled to death by a tentacle, though.


Health: 8/10
Sanity: 6/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion, Blue Scroll
Abilities: Life x 2
 

Silence

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Try to kick the man in the nuts and read the blue scroll.
 

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the silence said:
Try to kick the man in the nuts and read the blue scroll.
You kick the man in the nuts, to little effect. You unfurl the blue scroll in front of your eyes and try to read it, but your throat is closed by a constricting tentacle. Luckily, as soon as you read the scroll in your head, its words echo in your mind, ripping into your sanity. The scroll disappears and a blast of water shoots forward from it. It hits the man in his head, causing him to release you and double back. The water continues to spray from where the scroll used to be, hitting the pink pig flesh and reducing it to a liquid pink goo. The eyeless man falls backwards into the liquid goo which starts to crawl over him. The pig flesh envelops the tentacle man, who struggles and fights to escape. The flesh crawls up to his chest, and then covers his eyes and entire body. You see a man-shaped mass of pig flesh now on the ground, with a dead tentacle coming out of it.
"That's a shame," says the corpse, "you'd be more my type if you were dead."
Demeter says to smash your head against the wall.

There is a path leading south back to the pig room. There is a path leading west where you can hear a faint chanting from.

Health: 7/10
Sanity: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion
Abilities: Life x 2
 

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You and your zombie pig head west. "WHOA IS THIS MY JAM OR WHAT?" you scream as you enter the room. You see a group of four robed figures with hoods pulled over their heads. They are dancing around a circle with a triangle inside of it. Something is forming inside of it, what appears to be an enormous black tentacle. One of the cultists turns towards you, still shadowed so that you can't see its face. "Ah, Life Lord," it says, noting your glowing hand. "Kindly join our dance, er, 'jam.' Or better yet, cast a spell of Life in the centre of the circle."
Demeter tells you to go back and make out with the corpse.


There is a path leading east back to the black mist room. There is a path leading west which seems to lead to a room with the light of outside.

Health: 7/10
Sanity: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion
Abilities: Life x 2
 

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Curl into a ball and roll around for a bit, gently humming to generate energy for the glory of Demeter.
 

personion

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Yes, yes, this will do nicely. Demeter will be well pleased. Yes, yes.
You curl up into a ball and roll around, humming to generate energy for Demeter. Demeter will sow the seeds of a new harvest! "Yes, yes," you say to yourself.
"This one's mad," says one of the cultist, "it is clear."
"Their madness means nothing," says a cultist standing you. "Keep up the dance. We don't need this fool."
You hear Demeter laughing. Your zombie pig is sitting by you, watching you roll around.

There is a path leading east back to the black mist room. There is a path leading west which seems to lead to a room with the light of outside.

Health: 7/10
Sanity: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion
Abilities: Life x 2
 

Silence

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Order the zombie pig to make out with a cultist.
 

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Whilst the cultist and zombie pig are making out, take the place of the fourth cultist in dancing around the circle and chanting, but purposefully mispronounce everything.
 

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the silence said:
Order the zombie pig to make out with a cultist.
You get up, brush yourself off, and command your zombie pig to make out with the a cultist.
"Hey!" says one, "what's this pig--" He falls to the ground, the pig on top of him, licking his face with its rotting tongue. The cultist struggles, choking and gagging.

Auron225 said:
Whilst the cultist and zombie pig are making out, take the place of the fourth cultist in dancing around the circle and chanting, but purposefully mispronounce everything.
You join in on the dance. The dance is very intricate and detailed, so you screw it up tremendously. Furthermore, instead of comprehending their complex alien language, you instead make an effort to horribly mispronounce every word. As you do this, the figure in the center of the circle starts to shrink.

"Hey!" says the first cultist, "they're mispronouncing the words! Stop that!"
"And they've got their blasted zombie pig attacking C'Z'V'B'N!" says the second cultist.
"I've got them," says the third cultist. He pulls back his hood, revealing a writhing mass of tentacles where his head should be.

There is a path leading east back to the black mist room. There is a path leading west which seems to lead to a room with the light of outside.

Health: 7/10
Sanity: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion
Abilities: Life x 2
 

personion

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You yank the tentacle. As you do it wraps around your arm and throttles you to the ground. Your head hits the ground hard. Then, the cultist disrobes completely, showing that he is nothing but a writhing mass of tentacles. The tentacles start to swarm you. You feel that this is the end.

You hear an oinking sound. Your zombie pig jumps on the tentacles and starts biting at them, giving you enough time to escape to the west. You look behind yourself and you run and see it get ripped to shreds by the tentacles.

"Leave him alone, H'Z'R'M'B," says one of the cultists, "the ritual is almost complete."

You enter a room with a door. The door is open, and leading outside. Well, there it is,you guess. Your ticket out of here. 5/5 dentists would agree to leave while you can.

Health: 5/10
S a n i t y: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (On, Half Battery), Green Potion
Abilities: Life x 2
 

Silence

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Run outside and drink Green Potion.
 

personion

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You run outside. The light hits your eyes. You take in a breath of sweet, fresh air. And then you throw back your head and pour the green potion down your throat.

A tree explodes out of your mouth, breaking your jaw in the process. Weighed down by the tree, you tip over and fall uselessly onto the ground. Writhing in extreme pain, you are powerless to do nothing but watch motionlessly as an enormous black tentacle explodes out of the roof of the house. Blackness bleeds like ink into the sky above you, and you hear the wails and moans of a thousand souls released from the house.

Black rain spills from the sky. You see it kill the grass it hits. From your corner of your eye, you see the middle-aged man with the knife from before creeping out of the house. You are currently immobile, having a tree jutting out of your mouth and all.

Health: 3/10
S a n i t y: 5/10
Inventory: Flashlight (Out of Battery)
Abilities: Life x 2
 

personion

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You try to roll towards the man with the knife. The tree is far too heavy to allow any movement, but you get his attention. The man with the knife creeps over to you as black rain pours all around you. The enormous black tentacle has yet to notice either of you.
"Your hand," he gasps. "Your hand!" He points to himself. "I help you, you help me!" he says. "We stop that!" He points to the giant black tentacle.
Demeter says that it's probably better if the world's destroyed by a giant black tentacle anyways.
 

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CrystalShadow said:
Break some branches off the tree, and try to light a fire.
Unfortunately this black rain, while not exactly normal rain, does not seem conducive to fires. Also, you can't reach the branches of the tree from where you are.
the silence said:
Give a thumbs up to the man.
As you give the man the thumbs up, he comes over to you and hacks away at the tree with his knife. Before long you are on your feet, jaw still broken, and the man is staring at you. You spit up some twigs and cough up some bark. The black tentacle picks up one of the cultists and an enormous mouth appears on it. It flings the cultist up into the air and eats it.
"My brain!" says the middle-aged man, "my brain!" He points to his head.