Chuck Norris turns 69

[ace_of_something]

At the risk of getting in trouble with the mods for opening this can of worms.

Chuck Norris turned 69 yesterday (March 10, 1940 is his birthday). When I saw this I said ?Holy shit he?s almost 70?? Then I remembered he looked like he was in his 30?s when I was little (even though he would?ve been just past 40). I didn?t believe it I checked the internets but sure enough he?s 69. I KNOW I won?t look that good when I?m 59 probably.

Another celebrity I believe has supernatural (see: surgical) aging is Dick Clark he had been on TV since the 50?s and looked like he only aged maybe 20 years.

Discuss the secret of Chuck?s youthfulness; feel free to speculate beyond the fact that he is a martial arts master. Such as unholy black magic.

 

[agerdemon]

'I heard that under his beard there is only another fist'

 

[Baby Tea]

Dick Clark, God bless him, is very old and it shows.
I remember watching him on a 'New Years Rockin' Eve', the first one after his stroke. It was not pretty. The poor guy shouldn't have even been there. He's been a great influence on media and music, but he should really retire (Has he yet? I'm honestly not sure).

 

[Ago Iterum]

This is where he starts aging backwards.

 

[theCMNDER]

This is where he starts aging backwards.

And when he reaches age zero the universe will end.

 

[gonzolo]

erm... you mean it's now 69 years since he created time ?

 

[ace_of_something]

Dick Clark, God bless him, is very old and it shows.
I remember watching him on a 'New Years Rockin' Eve', the first one after his stroke. It was not pretty. The poor guy shouldn't have even been there. He's been a great influence on media and music, but he should really retire (Has he yet? I'm honestly not sure).

But right up until that stroke he looked like he was maybe 55ish. The stroke I think was the ravages of age catching up all at once. And I shouldn't make jokes that's not nice.

 

[Ago Iterum]

This is where he starts aging backwards.

And when he reaches age zero the universe will end.

Don't worry, he'll make a new one. A better one.

 

[GRoXERs]

He stays young because God keeps him around for the sheer hilarity of it.
See? [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103]

 

[ace_of_something]

This is where he starts aging backwards.

And when he reaches age zero the universe will end.

Don't worry, he'll make a new one. A better one.

One where no guns exist the most lethal weapon is a roundhouse kick?

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

He looks amazingly good for his age.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He intimidates his own cells into stopping the aging process.


That said, the day Chuck Norris dies, nerds everywhere will weep. Oh, how they'll weep. And the Internet will never the same.

 

[Kellerb]

chuck norris chose to be 69...

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Oh the silly child inside of me giggled at the age (tehehe 69 tehehe). He will probably outlive even me though.

 

[Arrers]

Happy birthday, Chuck! May your roundhouse kicks will remain the deadliest thing in the world till the day you die.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

he will celebrate his birthday by punching a hole in the space time continum and de-aging by a year.