Chuck Norris turns 69

[Pimppeter2]

Its only a number, its meaning less to chuck

 

[Seydaman]

This is where he starts aging backwards.

And when he reaches age zero the universe will end.

o shit

 

[gonzolo]

Oh god. Considering the kind of people who talk about Chuck Norris on the internet, you can practically bet on the fact that people will be laughing at the number '69.'

Hublrughrlr. I hate people.

You mean this?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight

Meh, all of them are celebrity peoples, they'll always look good, it's their job. Well, unless their surgeon or make up artist fucks up.

Actually, I was talking more about immaturity, but that works too.
Also: I disagree. Many celebrities look awful.
Like most all of them that I can think of.

Most celebrities look awful because you are used to that. You're used to understanding how fake they usually are, but physically, they usually 'try' to look better then everyone else. With help of surgeons and make up artists.

And yeah, I personally don't like how most celebrities look. I can't understand how some people love most of the known female celebrities... and same goes for male celebrities I guess.

The sad thing is, I know a lot of male celebrities and actors that look much more attractive than the female ones.
Awh.

erm... that's you not them ?

 

[Good morning blues]

He doesn't look old, but he's going senile early to make up for it.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Considering his devotion to martial arts and healthy living, I can't say I'm surprised that he doesn't look old at all.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Well, in two years time he is just going to roundhouse kick his birthday, making him leap from 71 back to 17.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Well I think chuck norris will outlive us all( )

dick Clark, he has aged from what I've seen, i saw him on the New Year's Eve thing for this past one(08 into 09) and i was amazed. Atleast we all know who he is.

I swear i though at most Chuck Norris was 40, wow almost 70, doesn't show at all. He must have some secret.

"" Female celebreties are goodamned hideous, at least in America. ""

I'll agree to that, most of them are, but i'm in America if anyone would like to point out some good looking non-U stars please do

 

[Shadow Law]

Little know fact but chuck norris invented the sexual 69...not in the way you think he invented it when he did 69 ladies at the same time...while eating a 60oz steak...and fighting ninjas blah blah blah

 

[Fronken]

The only reason why Chuck Norris doesnt seem to get any older is that the Reaper is afraid of the day he'll have to come for him.

 

[maximilian]

Chuck Norris is a beautiful human being.

 

[hxcfreak]

LOL YOU MEAN 69 IN HUMAN YEARS...DON'T YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS IS A GOD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[Stormcloud23]

You mean 69 turned Chuck Norris right?

 

[bad rider]

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Source: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Meta 500]

He'll turn 100 and then he'll go all Benjamin Button on us.

 

[BonsaiK]

Chuck Norris facts are not funny at all, until you understand their original context (and even then, only a couple of them are funny). The whole "Chuck Norris Facts" thing was never about idolising him or making him seem cool, but actually about making him look stupid.

An actual quote from Chuck Norris:

Here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures god has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a god, a creator, who made you and me. We were made in his image, which separates us from all other creatures.

From this, came the "Chuck Norris fact":

Evolution is a lie, there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Another Chuck Norris quote:

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases ? sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

And from this, came:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.

After these two facts got popular, a whole bunch of boring people with no understanding of the context of the original two 'facts' started making up their own 'facts', of course, completely missing the point (which was the mocking of Chuck's pretty extreme fundamentalist Christian beliefs) and making the whole thing unfunny.

Even Chuck thinks it's unfunny these days, looks like he's delivering a roundhouse kick to Penguin Publishing: http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222