Chuck Norris

[Chiefmon]

What is your opinion on Chuck Norris, God or actor who is worshiped as a god by n00bs?

EDIT: Oh $#!+ I just realized this belongs in the Off-Topic category. oops

 

[stormcaller]

Saurfang is better

 

[WilliamWhite1]

This question is terribly flawed.

I mean, humans may pray to God, but God prays to Chuck Norris.
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Yes, n00bs praise Norris as a God. I just couldn't resist.

 

[James Cassidy]

Chuck Norris does not need your approval.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

The man is the next thing to a God among men.

In martial arts tournaments, he lost 7 fights in a row, then wins 70. The man's a monster, and deserves every bit of praise he gets.

Also, did you know Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors?

 

[Chiefmon]

Chuck Norris does not need your approval.

*palms forehead*

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I used to find the Church of Chuck rather funny, but now it's starting to grate.
Also, this belongs in off-topic.

 

[oliveira8]

In the eyes of a ranger, bla bla bla bla...

The only good thing he did in all of his life was support Huckabee for the US elections of 2008 so that Conan O'Brien, Colbert and John Stewart could have an epic fight about it!

Oh and the Chuck Norris lever.

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

I don't see all the hype for Norris. He's just some guy to me....

 

[Hangman's Prize]

When people sneeze, they say "God bless you"... in God's case it's says "Chuck bless you".

 

[NeedAUserName]

Also, did you know Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors?

Well did you know Chuck Norris does not sleep. He only waits.

 

[Curtmiester]

Hes not that great but a great source of dumb and kinda funny jokes.

 

[dijital101]

Woohoo, let's jump on a meme 3 years after it was funny.

 

[duchaked]

Chuck Norris does not need your approval.

yup, that's it right there lol

 

[bodyklok]

As a meme he's pretty cool but in all honesty I don't like him that much.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I am truly sorry to say this, but an aqquaintance of mine once beat chuck norris in a karate fight... No, really.

Chuck Norris: A human being.

 

[Kogarian]

I used to find the Church of Chuck rather funny, but now it's starting to grate.

Yeah, I know. It's like the Pirates vs. Ninjas thing. Just let die...

...so we can find something new to worship.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Also, did you know Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors?

Well did you know Chuck Norris does not sleep. He only waits.

Really? Well some kids piss their name into snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

 

[Khazoth]

I heard Yahtzee Croshaw hides a gaping, fanged maw under his hat that, when revealed, sucks the dreams and happiness right out of you.

I heard he goes out late at night to orphanages and feeds off of the dreams of the orphans, thus turning them into gamespot and EA employees, void of dreams or creativity.

 

[Arcyde]

What do YOU think?