Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. Do you think it will suck?

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Pillypill

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I hated the trailer, I saw Darren Shan talk about the movie, the screenwrites have cut and added their own scenes, and have shorten'd 3 books into 1 movie.


Nimbus said:
Flamezdudes said:
...in the books he's also in Britain.
Not true. Location is intentionally left ambiguous. I think, in the very first chapter of the first book, he plainly says that he is not going to say what country he is in.
He doesn't mention the country, but it's some where in europe, when the Curator of Cirque du freak asks; 'are you boys 18?' you know it's not in the US. Beyond that Since Shan lives in Ireland, and was born in UK, it's almost cvertain he's base is storys in the places he grew up in.


I think this movie will flop, if demonata is made into a movie series i hope Darren doesn't let the producers change anything, 'cos how would you do lord loss, without the horrible maiming in chapter 2?
 

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I didn't know there were so many fans, and I thought, looking back in retrospect that the whole thing was kinda stupid
O.T. what the hell. from preview, I can tell what's-his-face is nothing like I expected him to look like
 

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Freakout456 said:
Yes I do think it will suck, I just can't understand why they would get John C. Reily who is a comedian to be the vampire. I also think it will be another cliche vampire movie which everyone is sick of.
yeah i don't understand that choice either... kinda annoying.
I doubt it will suck, but it probably won't be all too great either.
 

Bofore13

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It will be annoying not horrible but not good either, the jokes will probably be too forced and end up not being funny.
 

Jenkins

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it looks so terrible I feel bad for every actor in it, but I also laugh at why they would take such a stupid role.
 

Gawspel

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It will probably suck, but I hope that they at least portray Darren as weird as he is. Although, John C. Reilly is a weird pick for the vampire.
 

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Nimbus said:
Flamezdudes said:
...in the books he's also in Britain.
Not true. Location is intentionally left ambiguous. I think, in the very first chapter of the first book, he plainly says that he is not going to say what country he is in.
Kind-of true. I went to a 'see-an-author-speak' kind of thing, and Shan pretty much admitted that it took place in Ireland. He said that he based the place he lived on his hometown with his - he is Irish, and grew up in Ireland.
 

infested

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It's a movie that includes vampires, it's going to suck. Case in point : Twilight.
 

Stalk3rchief

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Looks like the special effects for the vampire run thing was made it MS paint.
-_-
Movies ruin books, nuff said.

Edit: 500!
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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Well you see I loved the books, they where the first 'non school' books I ever read all thous years ago and since then I have not been able to put books down (which can sometimes be a problem when I driving) so part of me really does want to see this and Im prayin to what even God will listen that it turns out good, and from what I have seen so far I dont have to worry // My only problem is the casting as the main vampire // I always pictured Vincent Schiavelli as him but whats done is done

-M
 

ace_of_something

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Nimbus said:
Ireland, not Britain.

EDIT: The idea of an Irish vampire just dosn't work for some reason.
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midnightalone said:
// My only problem is the casting as the main vampire // I always pictured Vincent Schiavelli as him but whats done is done

-M
ummm isn't Vince dead? didn't he die like 5 years ago? How would they cast him?

OT: I dunno it looks like a fun movie for 'tweens' I will probably see it with my nephew.
 

Steve Dark

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Ahhh Vampires, you used to be so cool. We used to have so much fun together... All aloof, foreboding and dangerous. But now the teenage girls have had their way with you...

I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me. And the teen angst. In fact, mostly just the teen angst.
 

Xelt

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The little person is showed doesn't have a mask on, doesn't that completely contradict a big point in the story?

I don't like the look of it, I was looking forwards to a film version of it, but now not so much.