Claim a planet, then what?

[Savryc]

I'd set up a massive planet wide network of factories and such. Pump out some fancy dakka kit and sell it off to the highest bidder. Bonus points if I can claim Pandora. How do you tree hugging, over grown nyan cats like industry!? Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Johnnyseven]

I'd make sure it was one of those diamond planets, set to work constructing gigantic diamond fueled rockets which I could use to launch the planet into other planets and use it as a sort of planetary wrecking ball to destroy all other planets that I don't like the look of. Diamond is indestructible right? RIGHT.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

I'd name my planet Tities, from there i don't have an idea, but it's a solid name.

 

[teebeeohh]

planet? i will build a huge ass sphere around a random sun and start selling energy. i will also accept immigrants to turn into cyborgs because i feel i need a cyborg army.

 

[D-Class 198482]

the place where the Nihalanth and the other things were before the Combine walked in and fucked them over

 

[Zanderinfal]

I'd have to go one better.

1. Find the planet that's entirely made of diamond.

2. Get some very big diamond cutting tools

3. Polish

4. ???

5. GIANT SPACE DISCO BALL.

(Then have festivals that span solar systems for the rest of time.)

That is way better! We should totally do that! Have a huge festival over the span of a solar system = Best day ever.

 

[White Lightning]

I would go to a planet with the most life and resources... and blow it up. Because that would be awesome to watch.

 

[klown]

Well, using your estimations there, if we could get to mars in 30 minutes, we'd be traveling ~100 million km/h (which is about average distance from earth at 200 million km, if you timed it right it could be only 56 million km away or if you timed it bad, on opposite sides of the sun). That is about 1/10th the speed of light (at 300,000 km per second, or about 1 billion km per hour). The planets we could reach within a single generation would be very small and taken over fast (We could get to the next closest star in about 40 years, which I don't actually think has any planets within it's habitable zone).

Sorry, to the point of the topic. I would probably take over a planet that had very limited access from anyone, just because I like being alone. I'd probably call it "Don't Come Here" with like a middle finger as the flag in hopes to keep people away. I'd probably spend all my time playing video games and cooking new exotic foods.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Straight to Mars.

Get Prothean Technology.

???

Profit!

More like...

Straight to Mars.

Awaken the Necron Dragon God that rests under the martian soil!

????

Destruction of the human race!

 

[StormShaun]

Snip

Coming right at you!

For me it would be.

1) Get to jupiter.
2) Get to the center of the planet.

Spoiler: Spoilers for Gurren lagann

3) Insert my magical drill thing.
4) Planet transforms into a f*cking robot!

5) Destory Daystar's planet.
6) Ruin his day.

Good fun I say.

captcha: bowties are cool

HELL YEAH!

 

[Palfreyfish]

I'd have to go one better.

1. Find the planet that's entirely made of diamond.

2. Get some very big diamond cutting tools

3. Polish

4. ???

5. GIANT SPACE DISCO BALL.

(Then have festivals that span solar systems for the rest of time.)

That is way better! We should totally do that! Have a huge festival over the span of a solar system = Best day ever.

There'd have to be space stations everywhere with different genres of music playing so that everyone can listen to their favourite music

 

[Scarim Coral]

I guess I will build buildings and such after me so I can bash in my greatness. Yeah I need an ego boost that fill up a planet!