Class President

[Syvari]

I'm Running for class president, and the only way we are allowed to "advertise" is through home-made posters we make ourselves. I can do that, but... I have NO idea what they should say!! Can you guys help me come up with a slick ad campaign (especially those of you who have become class prez before)?

 

[Integra]

Steal the Carlsburg slogan,
"Probably the best Class President in the World."
Then give reasons why.

 

[Syvari]

Okay.. but my point is.. what should the reasons BE? The only things the kids really are about are things I can't actually do as prez, like getting teachers fired or getting better lunches.

 

[Xvito]

Steal the Carlsburg slogan,
"Probably the best Class President in the World."
Then give reasons why.

End of thread...

 

[Syvari]

I don't even really get that though.. and I've never heard of Carlsburg before.

 

[Eiseman]

Don't worry about what the masses want. Even the smartest folks turn into rambling idiots when they're all thrown together. So then, what can your class president actually do? If memory serves, the only thing class presidents have done in my high school of any note was planning the prom.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I don't even really get that though.. and I've never heard of Carlsburg before.

Carlsberg is a brand of beer. Their advertising slogan consists of TV ads where the best restaurant, football game etc etc is shown, with some friends clearly enjoying it. Then, at the end, a voice over says, "Carlsberg don't do [insert subject of advert here], but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world."

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

*in a personal envelope*
All has been discovered. Vote immediately for X. He can get you to safety.


In exchange for the hostages, you will give me a plane and 1 million in unmarked bills
Also Vote X.

The Cure for Cancer is....
X!
*Note- to be consumed orally

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only vague dissatisfaction
Don't let that terrifying prophecy happen. Vote X.

Scream for me!
Preferably your voting preference

 

[Amnestic]

Carlsburg is a lagerbeer. It's not bad. Not amazingly tasty, but not bad. Superior to Carling in my opinion.

Steal the Cthulhu 2008 slogan

 

[wewontdie11]

"Vote for me! I'll buy you hookers and blow!"

Guaranteed winner that one.

 

[Dudemeister]

I don't even really get that though.. and I've never heard of Carlsburg before.

Well that's your problem then, you'll never be President.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."

 

[TheBadass]

I don't even really get that though.. and I've never heard of Carlsburg before.

Well that's your problem then, you'll never be President.

I laughed out loud at that.

 

[Spinwhiz]

I was class president. What is your first and last name? Maybe something catchy will pop into my head. Or maybe you have a nickname you are known by at school?

 

[Anarchemitis]

I don't think I would ever be able to run for president on account of being freakishly (and therefore unappealingly) tall.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Steal the Carlsburg slogan,
"Probably the best Class President in the World."
Then give reasons why.

That or the slogan I used in my product class for advertising a phone
"Average Phones for Average People"
except yours would be more like "Average Class Presidents for Average People"

You have to put people in their place.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Something along the lines of that, except instead of money it's votes....and money.
And no escapist store.

 

[meatloaf231]

I don't think I would ever be able to run for president on account of being freakishly (and therefore unappealingly) tall.

Dude being tall makes you authoritative.

But yeah, being on the student council is pointless. Everyone always says "I want to make our school a better experience" or whatever. They can't do anything about anything important.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Are you guys gonna do a debate? If so, that's where we can crush the others. Oh right topic... Most of the time, "Class President" is a popularity contest. As for slogan's, mmm.... Yes we can, because the others won't? or Your voice in office! Can't think of any other.

except yours would be more like "Average Class Presidents for Average People"

You have to put people in their place.

What about the low people?