Clever Trolls Prank Half-Life 3 Fans

[SnakeoilSage]

Haha! Well played Gabe.

Seriously though, make Half-Life 3.

 

[ReiverCorrupter]

Save cockteasing fans for Cartoon Network with Toonami.

I don't think it counts as "teasing." I soiled my pantaloons right after I saw Tom announce the final episode of the Cell Saga immediately following Bleach. That made my night. No offense to Gundam Wing and the rest, but I could have done with a whole night of DBZ.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Save cockteasing fans for Cartoon Network with Toonami.

I don't think it counts as "teasing." I soiled my pantaloons right after I saw Tom announce the final episode of the Cell Saga immediately following Bleach. That made my night. No offense to Gundam Wing and the rest, but I could have done with a whole night of DBZ.

It's teasing for me because I live in the UK. Care to take a guess what country gets Cartoon Network, Boomerang, Cartoon Network Two, Cartoonito but NOT Adult Swim, hence did NOT get Toonami back?

Calumon: Do they make yucky tea and chips?

 

[ReiverCorrupter]

Save cockteasing fans for Cartoon Network with Toonami.

I don't think it counts as "teasing." I soiled my pantaloons right after I saw Tom announce the final episode of the Cell Saga immediately following Bleach. That made my night. No offense to Gundam Wing and the rest, but I could have done with a whole night of DBZ.

It's teasing for me because I live in the UK. Care to take a guess what country gets Cartoon Network, Boomerang, Cartoon Network Two, Cartoonito but NOT Adult Swim, hence did NOT get Toonami back?

Calumon: Do they make yucky tea and chips?

Your Cartoon Network doesn't have Adult Swim? No ATHF or Boondocks or Metalocalypse? That sucks, terribly sorry about that then. From what I recall during my stay in Edinburgh, (we only had BBC 1-5) you can't even access the videos on the adult swim website either.

 

[Something Amyss]

Unfortunately, Steve Butts has the lowest average score on Meta-Meta Critic with a dismal 71. Sad.

I believe the Escapist will withhold Steve Butts' bonus this year for failing to score higher in the Meta-Meta-Critic.

Actually, he's going to be fired. He needed four more points to get away with a mere salary wounding.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Your Cartoon Network doesn't have Adult Swim? No ATHF or Boondocks or Metalocalypse? That sucks, terribly sorry about that then. From what I recall during my stay in Edinburgh, (we only had BBC 1-5) you can't even access the videos on the adult swim website either.

Oh we get nothing, no web access, no TV channel, nothing. There is no such thing as animation for adults in the UK besides the big ones like South Park, Simpsons, Futurama and anything by Seth McFarlane. Anything else doesn't exist.

Most annoyingly, this includes Anime of pretty much any kind, but I'll reserve this rant for later.

Calumon: I was there when it was all good, but then it went bad somehow... :S

 

[ReiverCorrupter]

Your Cartoon Network doesn't have Adult Swim? No ATHF or Boondocks or Metalocalypse? That sucks, terribly sorry about that then. From what I recall during my stay in Edinburgh, (we only had BBC 1-5) you can't even access the videos on the adult swim website either.

Oh we get nothing, no web access, no TV channel, nothing. There is no such thing as animation for adults in the UK besides the big ones like South Park, Simpsons, Futurama and anything by Seth McFarlane. Anything else doesn't exist.

Most annoyingly, this includes Anime of pretty much any kind, but I'll reserve this rant for later.

Calumon: I was there when it was all good, but then it went bad somehow... :S

That's awful. If it's any consolation our drinking age is 21. That should at least partially offset things.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Lame.

Steve Butts should have a higher score!

 

[Strazdas]

i think it has something to do with his last name being butts and all. you know, mature audience only.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Come on, how could anyone fall for the Half Life 3 joke? So obvious. There is no way chapter 3 or HL3 will ever be release without massive fan fare and without anyone else being made aware of it months in advance. Also its April 1st.....dont believe anything you read on that day.

 

[Revolutionary]

Living in Australia means that all this stuff more or less happens on the 2nd of April

 

[saintdane05]

I say we all give Steve Butts 10/10's just to balance it out.