Closest you've gotten to accidently killing your self

[Eleuthera]

Fell asleep at the wheel doing about 150kph (90mph), I woke up less than 4 inches from the guy in front of me...

 

[Trivun]

One time I wanted to cross the street, but my stupid self thought it was okay not to look left or right. So I took one step when a friend pulled me back by my hoodie and a tram ran by like one inch from my foot.

Still owe him for that.

That's probably happened to everyone at some point when crossing the road. Anyway, for me, I nearly drowned after tipping upside down in a kayak a few years ago. I was messing about splashing around and it tipped up with me in it, and I couldn't get free.

Oh, and I almost crashed a glider when landing once, but since the instructor was present, plus the worst that could have possibly happened was that I bounced and went back in the air, then it doesn't really count. Going back up would just mean I'd have to do another 800ft high circuit and come back in to try and land again...

 

[Sovvolf]

I stuck a knife down a toaster once because I wanted to know how hot those red lights where. Not one of my proudest moments.

 

[Kukakkau]

Jumped into the deep end of a pool before I could swim...and without my arm bands

Silly 6 year old me...