Closet gamer - Video games you would rather die than admit to have enjoyed playing

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CarpathianMuffin

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Final Fantasy XIII. This isn't because several people hated it and I'm scared of being ostracized from the pack, but because the story has so much melodrama that I absolutely loathe in JRPGs (And Snow's hilariously glossy lips in cutscenes). Despite this, I found it an enjoyable game that didn't heap on the cheap deaths like several other FF games did.
 

Irriduccibilli

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I'd have to go with Star Wars The Force Unleashed.... 2... YES!!! Yes, I bought it, played it, liked it, and just as it was getting fun it ended after only a couple of hours of gameplay... Then I was dissapoint
I thought back and got even more decided when I figured out it was just the same fight over and over again. Besides, nobody likes enemies than can ignore one of your main attacks. I really hated the Acolyte enemy, now why the heck cant I use my force powers on them, I mean seriously. I just tore down and crashed a friggin space cruiser with my force powers, now why the hell cant I throw this guy over the edge. I thought Starkiller was the strongest Jedi/Sith dude in the universe.
I also got extremely dissapointed with the story. I mean, it all sounded pretty good, but ended up dissapointing BIG style
 

Bagged Milk

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Maplestory. I used to love that game for a while, it was a fun game before the community turned to absolute cow dung.
 

Dexiro

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Who's so insecure that they'd rather die than admit to enjoying a game?

Damn if I played a Hello Kitty game and enjoyed it I wouldn't keep it quiet at all, I'd be telling everyone how underrated it is.
 

John Stalvern

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Nothing really, I'm proud to admit. Violated Heroine may have made the list but I never bothered with downloading it (to say nothing of making the finicky piece of shit work on a Western PC).
 

MetaKnight19

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Nothing really springs to mind but when people (especially at work) ask me what games I play, expecting me to say something like Call of Duty or Halo, it catches them off-guard a bit when I say Pokemon or Kirby. Nothing can tarnish my affection for Kirby Super Star Ultra, not even the threat of being looked at weirdly.
 

ReservoirAngel

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1) any game from the Smackdown vs Raw series, or indeed any wrestling game in general
2) cause...fuck it, i love wrestling and the games are routinely awesome
3) cause wrestling in and of itself is kind of a secret shame. people finding out i like PLAYING it too...too much shame to handle
 

teh_Canape

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...HOTEL MARIO...

there, I said it

and I still enjoy it from time to time

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googleback

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Shellshock 2 (I really enjoyed this game)
Soldier of Fortune Payback ( I enjoyed it first time but have since seen the error of my ways...)
 

K4ndY

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webepoop said:
Maplestory. I used to love that game for a while, it was a fun game before the community turned to absolute cow dung.
Forgot about that one... Haven't played that game in years.

Dammit, now I feel like playing it again! >_<
 

LandoCristo

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Well, I hate to say it, but I did enjoy (for a while, the end got really lame IMO) SW: The Force Unleashed. I wouldn't die if everybody knew I enjoyed it for a while, but after the luster of Star Wars wore off, I realized that it was a pretty crappy game.
 

Vault101

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I used to play runescape..alot

anyway I dont like to play games especially violent shooters in front of my mum/family, I don't know It feel like it makes me look bad
 

Soulle55

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Hyperdimension Neptunia, just came out, shouldnt have bought it, totally did, it's not the worst game i've ever played, but it's the last i'd admit to playing.
 

friboy2791

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Dirty Hipsters said:
There's no game that I would be ashamed to tell people I enjoy. If I enjoyed a game, then it's a good damn game no matter what anyone says.

Besides, I have way better taste than everyone else in this thread, and therefore have never played a bad game.

Ok, I played Toy Story 2 the game on the N64, but damn it, I was just a kid, I was allowed to make mistakes at that age.
Whats wrong with toy story as i remember while it is definitely not a great game it wasn't bad either
OT my guilty pleasure games are beautiful katamari and all of the lego games
I guess the kid in me wants to game too
 

K4ndY

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cyrogeist said:
I'm sorry i cannot tell you because i am going to hang Myself....
*kicks chair*
"NOOO!!! No game can be bad enough to take your lif - - what's this?"

*picks up discarded game from the floor *

"I see..."

*Walks away*
 

CD-R

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1. Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility
2. I like strategy management sim type games and there aren't that many new ones coming out these days.
3. Well just look at the box.




Arnoxthe1 said:
Diddy Kong Racing.

Don't hurt me! I don't play it anymore!

And what's so terrible about Guild Wars?
I second that. I'd go so far as to say it was better than Mario Kart 64 in some aspects. But good god so much furry cuteness.