Cocaine for Gamers?
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What the hell did you google search to find that shit? Pardon the language but WHAT THE FUCK!!?Tribar42 said:
I've seen everything now,no wonder we'll all die in 2012..
YouTube channel wow http://www.youtube.com/user/cultofrazer
I certainly hope so, but I've been fooled like this before..The_Decoy said:
Crazy shit in this world,craaaazy shit.
I'm pretty sure some people will try this. I would like to try that too, but it has bad news written all over it. It's just not good for your heart, period.
100% April fools joke.Silent Eagle said:
A gaming company would never sell syringes of various gauges to put into your veins, to pump a power combo of drugs around your system, so you can game for longer than 120 hours in one sitting, before needing anything more than a sip of water.
It looks very, VERY fake. Nothing I know is THAT green.
Also, people commented on it being an April fools joke, I quite agree with that.
Also, people commented on it being an April fools joke, I quite agree with that.
Hah, when I clicked the link the logo looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. Then I looked at my mouse-mat 
OT; that just cannot be good for you. The testimonials are quite hilarious though, as are some of the pictures. It's not entirely good advertising to have a picture of an arm with luminous green veins, and their 120-150 hour photo of a gamer catatonic on the floor is just priceless
OT; that just cannot be good for you. The testimonials are quite hilarious though, as are some of the pictures. It's not entirely good advertising to have a picture of an arm with luminous green veins, and their 120-150 hour photo of a gamer catatonic on the floor is just priceless
Obvious April Fool's prank is obvious? I find it amusing that people here are questioning the legality of an imaginary substance about 5 times more potent that amphetamine, and unless contagious sarcasm has spread among the Escapist users someone even seems to be taking this seriously. I'm not really sure whether I should laugh or cry.
As far as April Fool's pranks/jokes go, I prefer the ones that are a little more realistic. Read one on a website devoted to the all time best pranks about a millionaire who used his helicopter to transport large amounts of used tires to the summit of a dormant volcano (in Alaska, methinks)and setting them on fire in the crater, thus creating mass panic in a nearby village.
As far as April Fool's pranks/jokes go, I prefer the ones that are a little more realistic. Read one on a website devoted to the all time best pranks about a millionaire who used his helicopter to transport large amounts of used tires to the summit of a dormant volcano (in Alaska, methinks)and setting them on fire in the crater, thus creating mass panic in a nearby village.
I'd just like to point out this from the order page:
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Your order has been successfully made.
"Important - Due to the nature of this product ? The Razer team has been working closely with major legal authorities and insurance entities to ensure safe and proper usage.
Based on your provided location and delivery details, our Razer VST (Venom Support Team) will contact on your behalf, a representative from your local Police and Drug Enforcement Agency to notify them of your intended use and will need live, in-person registration of this product.
Within 2 days, an officer from your local Narcotics Control department will contact you to schedule an appointment for an assessment of your health and narcotics background (usually within a week of this order), following which to guide you through a first time use of the Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution.
A copy of your order will be sent to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx upon confirmation of schedule upon reply from your local authorities.
Your web reference number is: VN-O 278663995
Please use this number in any inquiries regarding your order. You may wish to print or save this page for future reference."
"Cart Total : $139.98
2nd Day Air : $14.95
Tax : $20.93
Grant Total : $175.86
1st April Discount : $175.86
Order Total : FREE"