Collaboration: The Gods and their Angels (Closed. We've Begun.)

[Red Magic]

She handed him a map doodled on an old piece of parchment with the general locations of the nearby domains. "I'm not much for the whole conquest thing... But I'll shoot you an order if only to keep you from going stir-crazy. Look at that map, and I'll let you decide on who you wish to go after.... I'd prefer it if you went here though." She stomped her foot slightly and Asmodeus's domain was highlighted on the map with sixty arrows pointing to it and a large flag. "Dat's the bad guy." She mused. "When you get there, say Iris sent you~" She then checked the bugged paintings she left provocatively all over castle Osmo, and upon learning of the plan she changed her mind. "Nein, instead you will go to the voyager's domain...." She said changing the highlighted area with another clap. "The itsy-bitsy spider's climbing up the water spout.... You must be as the rain."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Domain..." He said, "Wait, I'm guessing that's some sorta planet, or galaxy...or....universe?" He was worried now. He had no way at all to get there, and this "Itsy-bitsy-spider" was clearly something she wanted him to take care of.

"Now, here's the thing Commander...I don't have anyway, at all, to get to this "Domain". He informed her, "So unless you have some sorta transportation device, we're in quite a rut a'int we?"

 

[Red Magic]

"I'll work on a more permanent solution while you're gone but for now, I have a means for your travel.... Now if you would, move over to that window..." she said pointing to the designated constrapulation."And have your back to it." She ginned a very unfortunate looking grin.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He did as he was told. He backed up to the window she pointed to, and awaited her solution to his travel problem, while at the same time worrying Oh christ, what's she gonna do to me this time?

 

[Zirat]

Looking about the small green planet it appeared to be inhabited by some rather shifty looking basic lifeforms, essentially floating gasbags trailing a large amount of tentacles beneath them. Raising an eyebrow at this Priscilla sighted her rifle and took a shot at one, it popped in a manner similar to a balloon and showered down in a colorful, visceral confetti of internal organs and a very sad, deflating fart noise.
The rest of them seemed oblivious to their popped neighbor and continued floating about, content that the denizens of this planet were so docile, Priscilla continued searching around, the place was devoid of structures, though when she neared the top of the sphere she found another launching platform. This one lined up with a seemingly larger, ice blue planet.
Smart money says it is in fact comprised mainly of ice. Sighing at having to enter the generic inevitability of such a plane Priscilla stepped on the star and was sent soaring up onto the next orb under protest.

 

[Red Magic]

[color=sky blue]"פון אש צו אש, און שטויב צו שטויב, פון די טראַוולער רעדט, און די טוער אַלייןלעאַרנעטה"[/color] Azura chanted still grinning maliciously as her champion began to flash colors like a bad LSD trip at a planetarium light show, and as the chanting reached it's climax she gave a small hop and stomped with both feet. Just then an immense laser erupted from the steamy one and he was propelled at Warp speed, in about .12 nanoseconds he would be on an icy planetoid.

 

[Zirat]

In transit to the new planet, Priscilla saw a tiny speck in the distance. "Huh... is that-" she began to remark when suddenly it went from a tiny speck to a giant rainbow beam smashed into the side of the planet. Cursing, Priscilla touched down on the surface and suddenly took cover behind a large ice formation.
"Okay... so that wasn't natural. Guess someone doesn't want me working my way up... which means something's good at the top" she said to herself, peering around the side and glancing at the startled ice particles. This place seemed dead, but she wasn't going to take any chances. Quickly moving Priscilla began to search for the next launching platform, she had to make it to the top now.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He didn't even have time to yell curses at his creator. In fact, he couldn't do it at all. The beam was being shot from his mouth. He landed on the icy planetoid, creating a massive crater on impact. To the normal man, well, he would have burned up on impact, and ashes would be spread across the region. But something was different with The Lancer. He didn't know what, and he knew where it was coming from. Azura did something during the "inauguration" to this Coalition of hers. He wasn't arguing. However, from the laser beam, he had slight heart burn.

"Alright, guessing by what she said about the itsy bitsy spider, she wants me to find someone or something, kill it...then...profit? I dunno." He said, "I better get something out of this."

"How exactly am I supposed to find this thing in the first place!?" He mumbled to himself before walking off to search.

 

[Red Magic]

Azura then made her way back to castle Osmo and her typical high speeds, utilizing the Nic Cage sun roof she had made. "Goooood Eveeenning...." She said chuckling while wagging her finger. "I know where the roach is~ And I've sent my hard-boiled Ace to investigate. I have no confidence in this plan, but if he succeed I will make him your bride." She said jovially while using some of the many arms like a swinging bench.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus was fast asleep as Iris spoke, though she stirred herself awake, her head back to normal since the last time Iris saw her. Asmodeus groaned and then groaned once more when she saw who had awoken her. "Oh. Hello... Back already? Can't get enough of me can you? What do you want this time?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

After a few minutes of searching, he managed to find something that looked strange. It was a pad of some sort, "What the fuck is this?" He said. Not knowing where to go, or what to do, he stepped on it to see if it would help him in anyway. It was actually, a launch pad. He screamed as he was launched, "OH NO, NOT AGAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

Within seconds he was on a new planetoid, the place was strange to him, as he has never heard of anything like it, "...I...guess I keep looking."

 

[Red Magic]

" Champ vs. Chump! The title match! Who will win the belt!" She said making a Don King impersonation. "We can only be so lucky to watch, Ossy~" She said swinging from arm to arm. "Even if he loses, I still win, his form is structurally sufficient enough to survive a magical impulse of 22.44444444 billion newtons cubed, my hypothesis was indeed correct." She muttered nonchalantly whilst trying to fondle the large doll.

 

[Zirat]

Hearing a shrill scream, Priscilla straightened up and turned towards the source of the sound. Quickly twisting about she saw a form launched from the pad she missed and towards the next, brownish blue planet.
"Oh you son of a..." she quickly said as she quickly made her way to the pad the contrails left behind originated form.
Stepping in she was fired instantly, biting on the proverbial heels of the person ahead of her. This time, though, she was going to get the drop on him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus was not at all amused by Iris' fondling of her cold doll body and she quickly hit her away with one of her hands attatched to an enormous arm. The force would be enough to send her across the room. "So you're telling me my champion has set out on a quest and you somehow knew of it? I guess this means I'll have to remove those lovely paintings of your's, it's a shame too..."

 

[Red Magic]

As she impacted the wall it seemed to be made of thick Gelatin, before retaining it's normal solid consistency. "Who says it was the painting~? Maybe Nic Cage told me." She confided winking at the large hole. "That was his plan~" She mused under her breath before glowing and taking the shape of a young girl, and using a seemingly infinite amount of building blocks she built to get back onto the doll and perch around it's shoulders.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus picked her up off her shoulders and nearly threw her to the floor. "That doesn't matter at all. I'm still going to remove whatever you've left here. What matters is what you're doing sending your champion to stop mine."

 

[Red Magic]

"Oh God... Why did I send him..." she said slamming her nine year old head into the floor. "He barely grasps the concepts at work here... I'd have a better shot going myself." She sighed showing an uncharacteristic loss of mental flow. She got back up and thought for a moment.

Perhaps I should aid him in some way if push comes to shove...

Changing to an even younger form she decided to taunt the doll with a far off memory from childhood, her voice fluxed between her current voice and a younger voice as she smiled. "Hey ossy! When I grow up, I'll be the greatest magician in the world!" She cooed up at him with innocent eyes. "Remember this?" She laughed tauntingly.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Yes, I remember that... I thought you were being nice until you exuberantly exclaimed 'And then I'll switch your body with that of a doll's and take off all your limbs!'. Even after the apocalypse you're still the same as ever and we still can't get along... Augh..." She started to snicker though. "But from the sound of your genuine worry, it sounds like you got the short end of the champion stick draw. Luckily for me, mine is competent, incredibly so. Yes. Incredibly. Haha... Yes yes..." She said, her personality fluxing mid sentence. "Ah... The Universe turned me into a Deity resembling monster, while you retained your complexion. Maybe it was all those deals with the demons that kept you that way~ Deals witht he unclean, yes~ Deals deals deals~"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Vermilion suddenly got to his feet as he was filled with energy, he appeared behind his creator and tapped her on the shoulder."Something died... I believe is was... A Creator and a champion..." He said feeling around with his death senses. "It would be foolhardy if I were to not attempt to recover anything useful before someone else raids the domain." He smirked. "Plus, I need to reap the innermost confines of their left over essences.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Startled, she let out a small gasp.
"You made me jump out of my skin! But...two have died? And we should go looting? Well, I say we, I'll be with you in spirit," Sehnsucht teased, returning to her book, "You're more than welcome to head out and I'm sure that anything you find of value will be of use to both of us. Hell...Perhaps some...upgrades are in order."
Inside her head, Schadenfreude made a sound that was similar to the licking of lips. Giving a noticeable shudder Sehnsucht carried on and gave a small smile.
"Good luck~"
He'll need it~~~~ Heeeeeeeee~~~