Color your Henchmen

[The_ModeRazor]

Hi there escapists, this is a thread.
You just so happen to be an evil/shiny overlord. You have amassed an army, and are ready to head out and counquer/save kittens, but alas, your trusty/sellout armorsmith forgot one thing... minions gotta wear the colors.
So you ask/axe your smith to color them armors.

Long story short: what would you color your army? (practicality is not relevant)

Personally, I'd go with pitch black+green stripes.
(and I didn't add a poll, because there are many, many choices)

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'll post a picture, Drawn earlier.

Spoiler: Like this (Click to enlarge.).

Edit: Obviously not to theme, but to colours.

 

[Levitas1234]

Why pink of course, and perhaps purple hearts on the armour as well.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Why pink of course, and perhaps purple hearts on the armour as well.

Parody knights, away!

 

[DividedUnity]

Black. Or dark grey. I want my army to be heartless killers not surfing rainbows

 

[Sir Kemper]

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game I'm refrenceing,

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game im refrenceing,

I'm just going to stab at it and say timesplitters. Probably not it but it's for the humor or remembering the crazy henchmen from that game.

 

[azncutthroat]

Urban camo:

Spoiler

 

[dancinginfernal]

My henchmen are invisible.

Unfortunately, this makes using the restroom awkward.

 

[Uszi]

My Henchmen would all be bikini babes.

You could stop me from taking over the world... but would you want to?

 

[Sir Kemper]

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game im refrenceing,

I'm just going to stab at it and say timesplitters. Probably not it but it's for the humor or remembering the crazy henchmen from that game.

A WINAR IS YOU.


Yup, i remeber playing that game so often, those henchmen became the archtype for me.

Also, did i mention that, since i'm being faithful to the Timesplitter's game, all lady Henchmen's uniforms come equipt with short, rubber mini-skirts?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game im refrenceing,

I'm just going to stab at it and say timesplitters. Probably not it but it's for the humor or remembering the crazy henchmen from that game.

A WINAR IS YOU.


Yup, i remeber playing that game so often, those henchmen became the archtype for me.

Also, did i mention that, since i'm being faithful to the Timesplitter's game, all lady Henchmen's uniforms come equipt with short, rubber mini-skirts?

Public service announcement.

If you see a henchwoman with a moustache and sunglasses, it's not a woman.

Do not flirt.

 

[Sir Kemper]

My henchmen are invisible.

Unfortunately, this makes using the restroom awkward.

"Finally, an empty stall, let me just si-

"OCCUPIED"

"DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!"

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game im refrenceing,

I'm just going to stab at it and say timesplitters. Probably not it but it's for the humor or remembering the crazy henchmen from that game.

A WINAR IS YOU.


Yup, i remeber playing that game so often, those henchmen became the archtype for me.

Also, did i mention that, since i'm being faithful to the Timesplitter's game, all lady Henchmen's uniforms come equipt with short, rubber mini-skirts?

Public service announcement.

If you see a henchwoman with a moustache and sunglasses, it's not a woman.

Do not flirt.

Ah, Harry Tipper, what a cool cat.

Not sure if that henchmen ever did get to 'know' him better.

 

[Daezd]

Blue and Yellow, Green Night Vision Goggles: Standard Henchmen.

Yellow and Green, Full body bio-suit: Bio-Chemical Henchman/Hazardous workforce henchman.

Red and Black, Red Night vision goggles: Elite Henchman.

Black and Green, Digital HUDS: Personal gaurd.

Now, let's see if anybody geusses what game im refrenceing,

I'm just going to stab at it and say timesplitters. Probably not it but it's for the humor or remembering the crazy henchmen from that game.

A WINAR IS YOU.


Yup, i remeber playing that game so often, those henchmen became the archtype for me.

Also, did i mention that, since i'm being faithful to the Timesplitter's game, all lady Henchmen's uniforms come equipt with short, rubber mini-skirts?

Love Timesplitters.


OT: My Henchmen would be like all of my colorful armies, of course!
Pink pants, yellow boots, yellow shirts with pink armor for relief.

So good.

 

[DisturbiaWolf13]

Black armour with red trim and insignia. For a D&D/fantasy setting.

 

[rockgoldem]

My henchmen would be black... nuff said.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Silver bodysuits... okay not really.

I'd probably just tell them to dress casually and all wear a unique insignia somewhere on their person. No need to give away who my men are and who doesn't like dressing however you want at work?

 

[painfull2006]

lol you spelt colour wrong ¬¬

Black and orange works well for me
they look like pumpkins

it will ALWAYS make the enemy think twice

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Sky Blue with a Magenta trim on their collars and boots.
Pink Berets.
Lazer Pandas.
Tricycle Tanks.

Just for the pure LOL-factor

 

[Totenkopf]

Black armor with glowing red visors.
Because I want the world to know that I am evil