Color your Henchmen

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Full white ... i just love that "color"

 

[Poofs]

either black with lime green highlights or white with purple highlights

 

[The Heik]

Hi there escapists, this is a thread.
You just so happen to be an evil/shiny overlord. You have amassed an army, and are ready to head out and counquer/save kittens, but alas, your trusty/sellout armorsmith forgot one thing... minions gotta wear the colors.
So you ask/axe your smith to color them armors.

Long story short: what would you color your army? (practicality is not relevant)

Personally, I'd go with pitch black+green stripes.
(and I didn't add a poll, because there are many, many choices)

Pinstripes, of course. Nothing says evil class like wearing a 30's pinstripe suit and wielding a death ray.

 

[MissGinaKid]

All my Henchmen would have black thongs and fish nets over everything else. The ladys are allowed to cover their brests with tube tops only. Then i can use them to take over the word! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Red and yellow.

Why? Because I can.

 

[Helimocopter]

Jeans and a T-shirt
we would call ourselves the everyday alliance
goals would be to have coffee and go to work

 

[Biosophilogical]

Their entire body armour would be like a 'hippy shirt' (that really colourful thing). Anyways, it would be luminescent, so not only would it be highly obvious, it would actually be painful to look at (sensory overload anyone?). This would work for good or evil, because I could distract the bank robbers or the russian military.

 

[Bobzer77]

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A cookie for who ever gets the game reference.

 

[Adox1337]

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A cookie for who ever gets the game reference.

I fuckin' love Evil Genius! I would probably go with the same colour scheme aswell.

 

[Optional Opinion]

I quite like the Kung Fu Hustle gear (Tophat and suit)

lol you spelt colour wrong ¬¬

no he didnt. there is more than one spelling..

colour is the European spelling, Color is the American spelling.

(if you set your dictionary to UK then Color is flagged as incorrect, whereas a US dictionary flags Colour as wrong)

phonetically colour is correct, color is something you would find at the neck of a shirt

That's a collar.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

While I cannot give any colour for the uniform, I can promise that when I come to power, all my henchwomen will be forced to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!

I was wondering who'd start the Mini Skirt Army.

I know practicality is not relevant, but have you worn a miniskirt? It can be a ***** to move in those things.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A WINAR IS YOU.
Yup, I reme,ber playing that game so often, those henchmen became the archtype for me.

Also, did i mention that, since i'm being faithful to the Timesplitter's game, all lady Henchmen's uniforms come equipt with short, rubber mini-skirts?

Public service announcement.

If you see a henchwoman with a moustache and sunglasses, it's not a woman.

Do not flirt.

Damn you!
You ruined my disguise!

OT: I'd either go with rainbow stripes, or a black and red color scheme.
Though I'd actually conduct a poll on my subjects that I rule over, to see what colour they want my Legions of Evil[sup]TM[/sup] to be.
It's important to keep your subjects happy and involved in the decisions, because otherwise, they might help the grizzled and manly/inexperienced and unsure but plucky hero.

 

[Kae]

No particular color but everyone would have to wear 1930's gangster style costumes even though we are the good guys

 

[The Night Shade]

everyone would wear black but with black capes to

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Purple and gold leotards for all.

 

[Bobzer77]

Spoiler

A cookie for who ever gets the game reference.

I fuckin' love Evil Genius! I would probably go with the same colour scheme aswell.

*Bobzer pushes a cookie against the screen and watches it crumble onto the desk...

Hmm better get my scientists on that one

 

[Ekonk]

All my henchmen would wear gasmasks and black clothing. Kind of like the Combine.

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