Combine Two Things

[interspark]

alright, heres how this game works, take a word out of a sci-fi, and then something you'd buy at the shops, then combine them to make the humourous thing you can claim to have recently bought,

so yeah, just came back from the shops, got me some LASER SOCKS!!!!!!

your turn

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Should be in forum games...

I now possess a TARDIS chainsaw.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I stopped by my local bakery to pick up some Alien-muffins?

..eh, good enough.

Edit: I went to my local grocery store to pick up a brand new Sub-Atomic Toilet bowl Scrubber.

Yea, thats way cooler than muffins.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spoiler: BEAAAAARSAAAAAW

BEEEEAAAAAARS

Wait, sci-fi? Aww.

Uh...Space chocolate, I'unno :/

 

[XJ-0461]

I now present to you... the hamster torpedo!

 

[Flamezdudes]

The Shark Cannon. You now have a Shark which fires laser, how much more awesome can you get?

...Owait. Death Star Citadel, destroy planets and release Reapers at the same time!

 

[Nihilism Theory]

gentlemen! I GIVE YOU, the atomic shoehorn!

 

[MissPixxie]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I now present to you -

The One!

The ONLY!

TIMEY-WIMEY SHEEP!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I recently went to the shops and brought back a Soup Dragon Tampon...Clangers is Sci-Fi right?

 

[Aunel]

Atomic bass guitar!

yup, should work.

 

[Urgh76]

Bow down to the might of THE BLACK HOLE SHOTGUN

 

[HellsingerAngel]

Space Marine Pen.

Upon being inducted into the Brotherhood of any Space Marine chapter, one recieves a specially crafted pen which is the only type of pen that can withstand the super-human calligrophy of the Emperor's finest. It also has input nodes for the black carapace so that only the user may wield such an awesome pen.

 

[ConnorCool]

Holographic monocle. But what does it do?

 

[natster43]

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

 

[Tharwen]

The twin-linked toothbrush. You are now able to re-roll one missed shot with your toothbrush per turn!

 

[ace_of_something]

Knife wrrreeennnch!

 

[Lord Honk]

Behold the might of my melta-vacuum. Removes 99,99% dust on a submolecular level

 

[SturmDolch]

My plasma shaver gives me the closest shave known to man or wookie.[footnote]Edit: I also think this sentence has never been uttered before in the human tongue...[/footnote]

 

[Decum]

I'm soo happy i invested in them INTERSTELLAR COFFEE MUGS

 

[Madara XIII]

Gentlemen I present to you

THE BUBBLE GUM DISPENSING SHOTGUN

Now you never have to worry about running out of gum when you're kicking ass!!

With this New Invention you will never catch yourself saying this again: