Combine Two Things

[hawkeye52]

The twin-linked toothbrush. You are now able to re-roll one missed shot with your toothbrush per turn!

i lol'd.

tremble at the might of my fusion powered feather duster

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

Or dare I say....

LASER CAAAAAAT!
[sub]laser cat heeeeeh![/sub]

If you can tell what that was a reference to, you will win a prize.

OT: Behold the power of my AI-ENABLED TOP-HAT!

And fear it.

 

[krugerrand123]

just got some chicken plasma grenades.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

The chainsaw crowbar.

 

[kuyo]

QUANTUM MUFFIN!

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

Or dare I say....

LASER CAAAAAAT!
[sub]laser cat heeeeeh![/sub]

If you can tell what that was a reference to, you will win a prize.

SNL digital shorts.

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I now present to you -

The One!

The ONLY!

TIMEY-WIMEY SHEEP!

your avatar sets this up in a rediculously awesome manner.

Anyway, I'm going to go with cyberpunk mittens

 

[Brandon237]

Supersonic vuvuzela! oh wait...

 

[shadyh8er]

I went to Kroger and bought Hover-Milk. No more struggling with heavy fridge doors! The whole gallon justs floats towards you when you whistle!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

Or dare I say....

LASER CAAAAAAT!
[sub]laser cat heeeeeh![/sub]

If you can tell what that was a reference to, you will win a prize.

OT: Behold the power of my AI-ENABLED TOP-HAT!

And fear it.

I would answer but Lazer Cats have Lazer honor. So I'm not saying a word.

How about a plasma spork. Heat your food/soup while you eat/drink it! And it can double as a weapon.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

common PC heatsink, waffle iron!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

teleportaloo

 

[Umwerfer]

Holographic monocle. But what does it do?

Why, it makes it appear as if the wearer appear to be wearing what appears to be a super awesome doohinkey. What more do you need?

 

[Daffy F]

Pizza+Tacos=Paco!

I think that already exists I had one in Holland. (Well, it wasn't called a 'Paco' but yeah...)

 

[Drakmeire]

BEHOLD THE SUPERNOVA CHICKEN!!!!!!!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

tetris breakout! it'd be a 2 player game, one constructs a wall while the other tries to destroy it with a ball and paddle, I'll make millions!

 

[finecrazydud]

portal chairs

so if you need to get you and your chair to another room

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Plasma harpoon with a spork attachment.

 

[Fbuh]

The most useful thing that I could think of is the Portal Toilet. It uses the blue portal so that it matches the blue toilet cake water. It's probably best not to mention where the orange one goes.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Yo guys, I just bought an INFESTED PUPPY. He's really cute, and his name is Zsaz.