Combine Two Things

[Trifixion]

I can now cut my grass much faster and more evenly with my Lightsaber Lawnmower.

 

[TheHecatomb]

The hydraulic pencil.

Get you one.

 

[Baldry]

PLASMA CHAINSAW! Imagine the awesome destruction...*drools*

 

[Dango]

Lightsaber Toasters...

Hell yeah.

 

[Evil Earlgrey]

Blackhole condoms

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Day.....man......DAYMAN!!!! Fighter of the Nightman....[sub]whaahaaa[/sub]

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Keychainsword.
Keyblade+Chainsword (As in 40k).
The epic that would emit from that weapon would be enough to kill a grown man by itself!

 

[Direwolf750]

yeah, just picked up and anti-particle disintegration matter swordfish.

 

[Professor James]

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

Or dare I say....

LASER CAAAAAAT!
[sub]laser cat heeeeeh![/sub]

If you can tell what that was a reference to, you will win a prize.

OT: Behold the power of my AI-ENABLED TOP-HAT!

And fear it.

Doomsday Arcade what do I win

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Black Sun Chocolate Bar?
Eh, not bad.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Deathstar Sandwich

 

[Zyphonee]

Intergalactic toilet paper. Things just got serious.

 

[Idlemessiah]

I just bought these Salarian contact lenses. For some reason they don't fit...

 

[interspark]

Laser kittens. Kittens that shoot lasers! PEW PEW PEW!

Or dare I say....

LASER CAAAAAAT!
[sub]laser cat heeeeeh![/sub]

If you can tell what that was a reference to, you will win a prize.

OT: Behold the power of my AI-ENABLED TOP-HAT!

And fear it.

do i win a..... HOVER CAT???

 

[interspark]

heres another one, how about...... SONIC LIPSTICK!!! wait....

A HOLOGRAM WHIP!! no.....

GRAVITY GLOBE!!!!

sigh....

 

[Mr. Omega]

Mutant kittens. I will make the K-Men! Think X-Men, but with KITTEHS!

 

[Snake Plissken]

The Neutronium Cheez-It

 

[hittite]

Supra-light tricycle. The ramifications frighten me.

 

[cWg | Konka]

quantum toaster

 

[Futureman]

lady gagas new blackhole?