Come up with a genius plan for if you're ever a leader

[Sean Hollyman]

Come up with a genius plan, that you would put into effect if you were a leader of some kind. This is mine:



Ok so we know that old people and others find it hard to defacate and wipe in hospitals, and it's a hassle for the nurses to wipe it up.

So here's my plan:

Make everyone wear nappies. (AKA Diapers in USA)
The nappies will be like baby nappies, but with a slot at the bottom.

Everyone will be wearing nappies all day, and at the end of the day, everyone goes to a large room. In the room are 2 ways of getting rid of the matter.

Way 1: Patients will bend over in front of a large fan at the back of the room, and the fan will blow high winds. Taking into account the laws of Physics, the fecal matter will blow out and towards the front end of the room, being caught in a net. Patients who are unruly and not very nice will be forced to stand in front of the net.

Way 2: Patients will sit over a pipe that will connect to the slot in their nappy, and the poo will go down the pipe, into a big machine, where it will be either mixed and sent back to the kitchen, or burned.

 

[Eleison]

Jesus fucking Christ. This is what you would do if you were a leader?

 

[Generic_Username]

You've put an alarming amount of thought into this.

 

[Madara XIII]

Come up with a genius plan, that you would put into effect if you were a leader of some kind. This is mine:

GENIUS PLAN

OH GAHAHAHAHAH XD Holy Shit! Literally I couldn't stop laughing reading through that. Oh God that was too damn funny

Ok I got one.

If I was the leader of an Assassin's Guild bent on Assassinating a world leader, I'd use as many of my allies as possible to act as a diversion from all sides allowing me and about 2 or 3 of my men to sneak in and take out the leader.

Except right before I go in for the Kill I yell out this on simple thing.....

[HEADING=1]THE GAAAAAAAAAAAME![/HEADING]

btw you lost it.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

If I were to be the leader of Valve, I would get my staff to release Half-Life 3 before my bones will collect dust while six feet under.

Also OP, you've got a sick mind man. I think we'll get along just fine. ^^

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Also, rather than store it, it all the shit from planes and space shuttles should all be dumped from orbit, on December 21, 2012. The falling shit will catch fire entering the atmosphere, and people will see the falling flaming objects and think it's judgement day. Mass panic will spread throughout the globe, and the next day, I will broadcast a worldwide news broadcast to the world, and explain to everyone that the world wasn't ending, it was just raining shit.


And IMO my hospital plan is genius IMO.

 

[exessmirror]

if i where leader of an small army, i would coup and slowly rule europe and then the world. then i will lead our civilization into a new golden age of space shit