come up with captions for these images

[Wackymon]

so, I was board, so I googled random images, and ended up with these;
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so now, I want to see what you come up with for the captions!!!
SO COME UP WITH SOME RANDOM STUFF!!!
bye!

 

[Vicarious Reality]

1: I smoke tabletennis balls
2: Moo
3: Holy crap looking at these dinosaurs every day is boring
4: Dope Potators

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

1: Cocaine
2: Massive amounts of Cocaine
3: Capybara
4: Leather pants

 

[Bobic]

1. Hello Ladies.
2. The running of the bulls. 2433 edition.
3. Goddamn sun is shining right into my eyes.
4. The Earthworms of Chernobyl.

 

[redisforever]

1. Cocaine, as above
2. Baby robot cheeseburger
3. Yum
4. Baby French Fries

 

[Edd4224]

1: You fucking with me? Well I light testicles on fire!
2: Robot Chicken??? Those guys are yesterday' news. I am ROBOT COW!
3: In an age before man, when dinosaurs ruled the earth HOLY FUCK DUDE this shit is incredible! Captain Picard was narrating my trip!!!
4: In an age before supper, when potatoes had not been peeled SHIT ME HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT STUFF!?!?!?

 

[tabriaswolfe]

Well now, let's see...
(I cannot fathom a caption for image 1...moving on)
2. Before creating Terminators Skynet created the less successful Steerminator
3. "I sure hope that pterodactyl doesn't crap on me."
4. Now to just find another alchemy ingredient that restores fatigue...

 

[davidmc1158_v1legacy]

1. A Rosie Palm STD Awareness Poster
2. Got Oil?
3. Dude, Where's My Time Machine?
4. The potato chips are somewhat . . . .undercooked.