Comeback Lines in Gaming

[Amethyst Wind]

So I was watching my roomate play Halo 3 online, and he was doing damn good. So after a game, some noob kid sent him a voice message about being a lagger, hacker, all those poinless crap that sounds like dialogue from Jerry Springer. So he sent a text reply "I love u"

Derailing comebacks are also very fun. Someone during a L4D Versus match came back with:
<quote=I'll withhold his name to save face> I LOVE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND MASTURBATING AT THE SAME TIME!
My response:
<quote= Me>That's quite a talent you have there.

I'd have asked him which hand he uses for which?

 

[G1eet]

So I was watching my roomate play Halo 3 online, and he was doing damn good. So after a game, some noob kid sent him a voice message about being a lagger, hacker, all those poinless crap that sounds like dialogue from Jerry Springer. So he sent a text reply "I love u"

Derailing comebacks are also very fun. Someone during a L4D Versus match came back with:
<quote=I'll withhold his name to save face> I LOVE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND MASTURBATING AT THE SAME TIME!
My response:
<quote= Me>That's quite a talent you have there.

I'd have asked him which hand he uses for which?

I would have, if I didn't have a Hunter tearing apart my areolae. It was a knee jerk response from years of cynicism.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I never respond, but I view it as being a comeback anyway, because continuing to win consistently against them as they get more and more irate amuses me.

 

[badgersprite]

Some variation of, 'Your face' is my comeback to everything. Usually because it's completely random and doesn't make any sense at all, but, a few times, it's actually been a pretty good burn.

"I can't work with you on their team!" "I can't work with YOUR FACE!"

"That's not fair! I was lagging!" "Probably because of YOUR FACE!"

But those are rare exceptions. Usually when I do it, it's something along the lines of.

"Wallhack!" "So's your face!"

 

[IntangibleMango]

I tend to just send them a friend request if it's on XBL, ironically of course

...it's funny to me.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

'i just got this hola game today i dont know wat hak is i dont have that gun yet'

Dude. You are the human incarnation of awesomeness. That is great.

Here's mine:

"Is hacking like some kind of melee atack? Do I need a bladed weapon?"

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Simple and easy "umad?"
If they send me another message I send "yeah, umad"

Depending on my mood I might go with "Sorry, I will let you win next time "

 

[cptRazz]

well not a good comeback but when i guy said i was shit i just said " ya dad" and it seemed to shut him up

 

[Vrex360]

You know that song in the opening of Juno? 'All I want is you?' yeah well I sent a guy a recording of it (Had to put a speaker against the mike to work so it sounded a little off but still clear enough to hear) and that was the last I heard of him.
See he had called me gay, so I thought such a retaliation would be funny.

 

[hazabaza1]

I lick the microphone.
Seriously. Or I go over the top, such as, "I'LL CHARGE IN AND DISTRACT THEM! GO ON WITHOUT ME! ARRRRRRRRRGH!"

 

[Wadders]

QQ SOM MOAR!!!!1!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Why would you even want to have an argument with someone about them calling you a hacker? If their accusation had a grain of seriousness to it, i'd reply:

Oh, would you look at that. Blocked and reported.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Anytime someone tells me they:
Raped my mom
Nailed my mom
Fucked my mom

I always respond with this emotional rant:
"Then you must be....DADDY! Where have you been all this time?! Why weren't you at my birthday party, I looked for you by the pinata, but you weren't there, you're never there. Mommy said you'd be at my little league game, but you never came, I never saw you. It's been so long daddy, but now you're finally coming back. I love you daddy, let's never grow apart."