Commercials You Wish You Could Physically kill.

[experiment0789]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ArENP2u5g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WwPNY1PjaM&feature=related

If you like these ads your making a big mistake.
that's the only two I can think of right now.

 

[Booze Zombie]

The NHS "stroke" adverts, my god... they're annoying, scary and informative.

 

[jimduckie]

any commercials that come out way to early like x-mas ads in nov

 

[defcon 1]

Those cell phone commercials with fallout boy.

Axe commercials.

Allergy medicine commercials. Lies, all of them!

You wouldn't steal a car, handbag. movie commercial. Listen, if I could get away with stealing cars, I would have to build my own parking lot!

Ellen Feis Apple commercial.

 

[Lord Krunk]

HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!
BANG, AND MY DIGNITY IS GONE!!!

This. Times a hundred.

It's Martin Grelos over in Australia.

I hate it when he goes 'Hey, Martin Grelos here!' I keep thinking 'Who's Martin Grelos?' whenever I see the ad, and it remains a mystery.

Oh, what about Head On?

 

[Valiance]

SHAMWOW

YOU'LL BE SAYIN' WOW EVERY TIME YOU USE THIS TOWEL

Seriously. At least I can laugh at that one..

I think that Honda commercial with the crab (i pinch) is the one that makes me rage the most since people somehow find it funny and awesome and had to share it with me. Headon was shit. Eggland's best (OLD ONE I CAN'T FIND) was hilariously bad...

 

[Shadow Law]

Those cell phone commercials with fallout boy.

Axe commercials.

Allergy medicine commercials. Lies, all of them!

You wouldn't steal a car, handbag. movie commercial. Listen, if I could get away with stealing cars, I would have to build my own parking lot!

Ellen Feis Apple commercial.

If Allergy medicines were any stronger and had anymore side-effects they would be illegal in most states.

 

[thiosk]

Give me back that little fish
give me back that fish
give me back that little fish
give me back that fish

what if it were you that was up on this wall
what would be in that sammich would be nothin at all!


or something like that, im sure I got the words wrong, but i want to kill that damn mcdonalds fish.

 

[JokerGrin]

That new Cadbury's advert with those kids freaky eyebrows. Stupid, pointless and in no way makes me want to buy chocolate (if anything it puts me off the brand)

Indeed.

I can't believe those car adverts, I can't even remember which car because they're so shite, maybe the Renault Clio? Or a Citroen? Anyway, they've got those stupid bloody things going "C'MON!" like it's some sort of clever catchphrase. To top it off, we have music from SEAN-AH PAUL-AH.

 

[Arcade_Fire]

BEST COMMERCIAL EVARR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVkTk9nvt0

I exaggerate a little, but still. Crazy Gideon is a beast. A crazy, hilarious beast.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

BEST COMMERCIAL EVARR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVkTk9nvt0


I exaggerate a little, but still. Crazy Gideon is a beast. A crazy, hilarious beast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY

better

 

[Xanadeas]

There are so many... But the ones I HATE the most are the ones for a "bigger" penis. Okay look, if you have a tiny penis, get over it. No one cares. A stupid pill is NOT GOING TO FIX IT. Every time I hear that whistle I just want to go strangle every individual working for that damn company. EVERY TIME.

 

[Kajt]

There's this Swedish butter commercial that has the worst voice-over ever, anyone seen it?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Is that your car?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOap1WU4C4&feature=related

please kill that, or if not possible kill me

Please tell me nobody was so dumb as to buy those.

 

[orreso]

The pop-tart commercial with the kid with the fucking GINORMOUS head, seriously, and why isn't he scalded from molten pop-tart straight from the toaster? RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

edit: also, the Los Angeles Trade Tech Institute, Trade tech, trade tech, god, makes me want to kill myself

 

[Pandalisk]

The Frosties one with the kid.

I heard he killed himself after he was bullied and shouted at wherever he went.

"they're gonna' taste great"

actually he's alive and well in africa

anyway i think its the frosties kid ass as well, ugh that song annoys me

 

[Shadow Law]

There are so many... But the ones I HATE the most are the ones for a "bigger" penis. Okay look, if you have a tiny penis, get over it. No one cares. A stupid pill is NOT GOING TO FIX IT. Every time I hear that whistle I just want to go strangle every individual working for that damn company. EVERY TIME.

Its still physically impossible to single out the penis in growth other wise your fingers and toes would start getting bigger as well. "hey are those sausage fingers you have or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[SimplyTheWest]

The Cobra beer bits at the start and end of commercial breaks on Dave make me want to put my foot through the telly. And any advert where dogs that tell me what a shitty life they had until Charity X saved them. I hate those dogs.

That Cobra beer annoyed me to no end...as i watch Dave too much.
It was so unbelievably annoying, as are the Charity adverts...

 

[Superpuff]

The snuggie comercial i hate that damn thing its just awful its like a cultist robe

 

[SSilverB]

Cash4gold.com, the reason I have the finger on the mute button the instant my show is over.
FIVE! FIVE! FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNGG!