Common Game enemies that you utterly hate

[smudgey]

Fission Metroids in Metroid Prime. It's annoying enough getting one metroid on your face, now you have to worry about 3 of the pricks. And you have to make sure you change to the right beam too, otherwise you're just making it easier for them to suck your face. Stupid things.
Them, and Re-deads and Wallmasters from any Zelda game. Fuck those things.

 

[Jzolr0708]

Houdini

SPLICERS

So....horrible

 

[HassEsser]

These little shits from God of War. I managed to stick my PS2 controller into the drywall after my encounter with these bastards on God difficulty. I fucking hate them.

[small]"Cerberus just wants to cuddle."[/small]

Fun, unrelated fact [sub](funrelated?)[/sub] about the Cerberus things in God of War. The developers were originally going to give Kratos a cute little puppy that followed him around and would build character and make him more human. Then, you would have to slaughter it before it became Cerberus. They took it out because it was too much for Kratos to kill a small, innocent puppy.

Lol, I remember seeing that. I am happy with the decision they made.

But I agree, those bastards are annoying as hell, I remember surfacing from that underwater tube, and there being 15 of them.... Ugh.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

all of bastards on roofs in Crackdown. I'm supposed to be a motherf@#$ super-soldier who makes spiderman look like peter parker. how is it possible that you guys manage to be EVERYWHERE. that and the ninjas with SMGs in Ninja Gaiden II. You're ninjas, damn it. I'm a ninja, damn it. why can't you guys holds still... oh that and the ninja dogs in that game. they were soooooooo annoying

 

[DigitalJedl]

Spoiler

SATAAAN!!

 

[Tamashikiri]

For me, it's the tank/assault vehicle drones from the Transformers 2 game. The tank drones more missles and gatling guns than the entire Israeli air force, as well as a melee attack that stuns you, and like every other enemy in the game, they just pop up out of FREAKING NOWHERE! And it also doesn't help that you also have to deal with them DURING boss fights! Seriously, isn't the Devastator fight difficult enough WITHOUT endless swarms of these bastards?!

 

[Epifols]

Dogs!

They are never, EVER, fun to kill. And a ton of games use them.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

I hate you so much.

That brings back some very, very bad memories...

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

The trees from Mother 3. Even though you only see them at the end of chapter 1 and 7, they have got to be the most bullshitty common enemy in the game. Sometimes it calls more enemies, sometimes it heals. But the worst part is that it fucking explodes causing a ton of damage when it dies. And woe betide the person who killed it instead of the eagles it summons first.

Spoiler: Here's a picture of the bastards

[img=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/earthbound/images/6/60/In-Battle_Tree.jpg]

Damn those trees. Whenever they "burst into flames [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadeOfExplodium]" I would be terrified.

 

[jboking]

I hate you so much.

Second, a thousand times second.

The only thing worse than dealing with this pokemon is having to deal with his devolved zubat form when your are far too high of a level to be doing so. It's like one giant waste of time. It's even worse if your hit, which should be a ohko, misses and they confuse you the very next move. My lvl 50 charizard could rip this thing apart by breathing, but seems to be unable to breath in the right direction.

This is where my deep hatred of any cave in the pokemon games comes from.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Any kamikaze units that are impossible to kill with your current resources and kablam away 3 quarters of your health/buildings/whatever

 

[Lazy Kitty]

The Half-Life 2 zombies which throw poisonous headcrabs.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

http://i30.tinypic.com/jza1jr.jpg

I hate cliff racers. With a passion.

 

[Romaru]

Chrysalids...

Anyone who agrees with me?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

The generic shooter "This guy has a shield/armour/Magical Powers/Who gives a fuck? that makes it so you must go BEHIND him to cause any damage!"

FUCK. THOSE. SHITS! Most recent example, Riot shielded enemies in MW2.

 

[Tommy T.]

The generic shooter "This guy has a shield/armour/Magical Powers/Who gives a fuck? that makes it so you must go BEHIND him to cause any damage!"

FUCK. THOSE. SHITS! Most recent example, Riot shielded enemies in MW2.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING THIS.

Also Rakks from Borderlands. They keep diving at me and gently munch my knee caps while I just stand there wondering where my health bar went. Especially Rakkanishu and Mothrakk which are kinda like bosses and, oh my, "mildly" annoying...

 

[Cmwissy]

When you have a super move that one shot kills everything according to the manual.

Yet 5 minutes in they introduce the guys with Big hat's that deflect that move and you have to use a weapon you don't want to use because It's just a gimmick.


Yes I did just describe the Brutes and disarming in AC2

 

[Sebenko]

I hate cliff racers. With a passion.

Oh dear sweet Nerevar, why?!

 

[Harmondale2]

The Flood hands down

 

[GrinningManiac]

Soldiers from Evil Genius

"Hey guys, look, something incriminating!"
"What is it? A MISSILE?"
"No, A CCTV unit, as you would expect on a hotel on a privately-owned island"
"SHOOT IT"
"GAH! IT EXPLODED AND HURT ME! I blame this on everyone nearby! Fellas, initiate Codename: Commit Genocide on Everyone Because I hurt myself by Being Stupid"