Commonly misunderstood words that get your blood boiling

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Carbonhunter

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okay, heres a few pet peeves of mine:

"Itch a scratch."
"Can you borrow me..."

Itch a scratch seems to happen more and more nowadays too >.<
 

Samsont

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Pitch dark, IT'S PITCH BLACK IDIOT'S! Pitch is some sort orf coal like thing but it's BLACK NOT DARK!
 

Samsont

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Shoqiyqa said:
This is not a misunderstood word, but I feel the urge to contribute it:

"Do you know what I mean?"

You're unlikely to hear that on your travels around Britain, although people who yearn for days of yore may still put it that way.

It's more likely to be shortened to "you know what I mean?"

Even more often than that, you'll hear it as "know what I mean?"

In that form, I heard it from someone who stabbed his finger onto a picture in another man's newspaper and shouted: "Aaauuuuugh!!! Know what I mean? Fuckin' ... " he then left the room. I'd have been happy to shoot him in the back as he did so.

In a further shortened form, it is heard as "know-mean?" The worst example of this that comes to mind is someone on a train, saying into his mobile phone: "I'll take it when I want it. Know-mean? I'll take it when I want it. I'll take it when I want it. Know-mean? I'll take it when I want it." Had he and I been the only people between those two carriages, I might have opened the door against which he was leaning.
AGGGHHH!!! Just reading this gets me angry!!!! Know mean!? KNOW MEAN!? AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

ALuckyChance

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Deceptively is a misunderstood word, on the basis of not a single person in the world really knowing what it means. Even English professors have been confused by the damn thing.

I actually only found this out on a Cracked article, and I've been flabbergasted ever since.
 

Ace of Spades

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blakfayt said:
Decimate, meaning, to reduce by 1/10th ...If I hear one more guy talk about getting decimated on a game and his screen is utterly devoid of troops I will punch a kitten. Also, Irony, good god why can't people use it right any more?
It's because a 1/10th loss in an army at the time the word was made was considered a devastating loss, and people still use the word to describe similar situations even though it is technically incorrect.
 

Mr. Google

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SilverStrike said:
EMP Pulse.
RPG Game.
What does the acronym stand for ladies and gentlemen? Yes. Good. Now, do you realise you are effectively saying Electro-Magnetic Pulse Pulse?
And Role Playing Game Game?
ATM machine like seriously people WTF Fuck!
 

Mr. Google

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AugustFall said:
In typing when people don't use 'an', usually in front of an acronym like FPS. It's 'an FPS', the 'F' is pronounced eff. If you meant to say 'a First Person Shooter' then write that.
Ive had this inner debate for so long thank you so much for clearing that up
 

Yagharek

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Some of you guys should start an anti-idiom club or something similar. A lot of these points seem overly pedantic. Many phrases are so widely used that, regardless of the fact that they don't actually make sense, will still be understood by most. Certainly among fluent speakers. Complaints about people actually misusing words are one thinkg, but about people using widely accepted phrases? Personally, I think these nonsensical phrases actually improve a language. So what if it is illogical? Does it make sense that I can be told to "Hold my horses" rather than to "be patient". Do I, in this hypothetical situation, have any horses to hold? Almost certainly not. The language would be far less interesting without such phrases. We would all go around saying exactly what we meant, and what fun would that be?

Having said that I fin complains on the mis-use of words more legitimate than complaints of nonsensical idiom, I still think some complains here are also being pedantic.

For example, the point made about the word "decimate". The word originally meant to reduce something by 1/10th. However, it is commonly used today to mean destroyed, or at least to suffer a devastating loss. In fact, it has been used that way for quite some time. The meaning of words changes over time, and I would argue that, with it being so widely used(in literature as well as daily life, and I have seen dictionaries mention it having a loose definition as simply "to reduce heavily" or something similar) to mean simply a large loss, that it being used to mean this is fair use, given that this is how people use it, and it is rarely used with it's original meaning in mind. I would say that the meaning of the word is changing, because of the way people use it. Just using a word outside of it's original meaning, or in a more commonly accepted manner than it's original meaning, can hardly be called "wrong". Or at least, not without irony :p.
 

Mr. Gency

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Eren Murtaugh said:
My pet peeve is of a taboo word.
******.
Dictionary definition: A rude, immoral, or otherwise ignorant person.
Why it pisses me off; 1: The moment you call someone that out of spite, you yourself become a ******. 2: African-Americans calling each other it. They'd get pissed if someone called them ignorant or rude as a greeting, but adding an illogically placed "A" at the end makes it OK?
Thanks. I've wondered what that meant for years.

I never Googled it because, well, Google keeps track of that kind of stuff.
 

eelel

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As some one who is a little familiar with British slang, the word fag bothers me a lot. In Britain it just means a cigarette. Hear in the USA it is a derogatory word for a gay guy. I have actually snapped at people who called me a fag by telling them to stop calling me a cigarette. Ahh the faces I have seen. So funny.
 

captainwillies

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when people say "Moo Thai" instead of "Muay Thai" somewhere in the world a kick bag breaks becoming unusable :(

http://thai-language.com/id/132349#def1
 

LadyRhian

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Bemused. It does not mean "amused". It means "confused"!

"For all intensive purposes"

When people leave the e off the proper name for a female protagonist (Heroin/heroine). Jane Eyre is not a drug, you imbeciles!

Anything else that means the same thing twice- Rio Grande River (Rio is Spanish for "River") or Salsa Sauce.

Rack and ruin instead of "Wrack and Ruin"

Also, anyone who resembles bread, with a "rye look on their face". It's wry!

Oh, and lest I forget. People who say things "Drive them crazy" rather than "Make them enraged" when something angers them greatly. Really? You are now insane?

"Viscous cycle" instead of Vicious circle.
 

Karlaxx

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Post writing warning: This gets a little ranty.

I don't like that we refer to a lot of acronyms that are actually nouns like they aren't. Example: NASa stands for 'National Aeronautics and Space Administration'. So to see you are working 'at NASA' is like saying you are working at 'National Aer...'. It should be -the- NASA, like we say the CIA or the FAA. Same thing with ABS (antilock braking system). Your car has -an- ABS. It does not just have system.

I'm sorry.
 

Berserker119

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One time my teacher tried to tell me that if you hated something, you were a racist. I've since used it jokingly every time my friends don't like something, but to be serious about it?
 

Naheal

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I rather dislike the idea that the term "Christian" is synonymous with "idiotic, bigoted, right wing nut-job". Wait, no... nevermind. Fits perfectly with the my so-called brethren anymore.
 

TheSchizoid

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Some people I know would call this thread a mute point because you'll never be able to change people. Then I would beat them over the head with a bat with the word "MOOT" printed on it in hopes they get the point they're using the wrong word. If it was a "mute" point, then why the hell am I hearing you make it?
 

AgentNein

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Fusionxl said:
It doesn't really get my blood boiling, but I often wonder why it's so hard to understand 'mind' :)

A: Would you mind if I sat next to you?
B: Sure

It's the internet, you can usually understand people who randomly smack their cat against the keyboard, broken english shouldn't rub you the wrong way all that much :)
It's funny because I do this on purpose to get beers from my roommates.

EXAMPLE:

Me- "Mind if I have a beer?"
Roommate- "No!"
Me- "Thanks!"
Acquired Beer!

Me- "Mind if I have a beer?"
Roommate- "Yes!"
Me- "Thanks!"
Acquired Beer!

BAHAHAHA
 

Axzarious

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blakfayt said:
Decimate, meaning, to reduce by 1/10th ...If I hear one more guy talk about getting decimated on a game and his screen is utterly devoid of troops I will punch a kitten. Also, Irony, good god why can't people use it right any more?
That may be true, but it also shows up under synonyms for "Destroy" in a thesaurus.