Well, I've got my starter for this thread, right here:
EeveeElectro said:
[user]Iderstian[/user] is a tosser for keeping me up until 3am and amusing me on Skype.
EeveeElectro [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/EeveeElectro] (see? I spell people's names right!

) is way too funny for her own good, and finds excuses to show off her
boobs stuffed toy collection on Skype. She also berates people for drinking Pepsi when she has a 5-ton jar of Skittles next to her bed. *glares*
Epidemiix [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Epidemiix] is a loser for having a life in college and never being on Steam when I want to play. And when he is, he's usually way too helpful.
TopazFusion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TopazFusion] is a corrupt mod who abuses his power and swings the banhammer way too much. I have had to
fellate perform many sexual acts on send questionable pictures to stroke his ego way too many times to be able to stay on this site. He also shoves ponies down everybody's throats. May he forever reign!
Radoh [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Radoh] has an over-inflated opinion of himself, is grumpy and generally abrasive to everyone. Dude needs a swift banning. Also, he goes out of his way far too often to be amusing. We just don't tolerate that shit here, right?
(I think I got that right)