Condom in a McDonald's Happy Meal

[Nazulu]

Yeas I would like to order a Extra Happy Meal *wink*

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Mmm, tastes like syphilis!
Bada ba ba ba...

Actually, wait a second. Was it an open condom, or a packaged one?
I dunno, kids are whores. Maybe McDonalds just wants to do its part and keep unfit parents from breeding.

 

[LeonLethality]

heres your happy meal, remember children, safe sex!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Dude! Those Swiss McDonalds guys know how to pull a prank! Mentally disturbing a little girl for reasons she doesn't understand? Dark Side points!

 

[bitzi61]

They were doing a trial on a new "adult happy meal", and sadly didn't know it was actually for a child...

Next time they'll have to come up with a better signal system for it

 

[Grab-bag]

ha! Wrong but nice! Good job it wasn't in a mcflurry...

 

[Sevre]

Well I still prefer Burger King, even if they don't promote safe sex.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I was thinking of so many intelligent and wise-cracking things to say when i saw this.
But i realised that it's already been done within the first ten posts or so.
I'll just say.. hmm, something about being in a thickshake?

Yep, destined to provide alot fuel for alot of good jokes. just because he's a fry doesn't mean he can't be responsible.

 

[steeple]

Lol. Who on Earth gets horny at McDonald's?

"I love the way you deep-fry those fries!!!"...

 

[xChevelle24]

You see, here in the U.S., you wouldn't have found the condomn; you would have just had a lot of extra mayonaise on your burger.

 

[ffxfriek]

thats just disgusting.

 

[Pandalisk]

Condoms in the fries? well i think its important to start teaching kids about sex at an early age, Mcdonalds is doing us a favour

 

[PureChaos]

wow, that is hilarious!

 

[Berithil]

that...is...disturbing. Just another reason to avoid Mcdonalds.

 

[sky14kemea]

Looks like the girl wasn't the only one who had a happy meal.

Needed to be said.

damn... someone already said it

kids today are growing up so fast though, how did the kid know it was a condom?

 

[Evertw]

That sounds pretty horrifying.

"Mums whats this rubbery thing for."

"Uhh...."

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

This is disturbing on so many levels. So. Many. Levels.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Puts a whole new meaning to happy meal!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

You see, here in the U.S., you wouldn't have found the condomn; you would have just had a lot of extra mayonaise on your burger.

Please excuse me, I need to go throw up now.