Congratulations, Marter!

[Evonisia]

I should have filmed that blowjob I gave you. Now that you're already famous, no one will believe me!

Don't worry, I filmed it. I wouldn't miss a second for the world. It does mean that I get all the internet cred though.

 

[Fappy]

I should have filmed that blowjob I gave you. Now that you're already famous, no one will believe me!

Don't worry, I filmed it. I wouldn't miss a second for the world. It does mean that I get all the internet cred though.

If anyone asks, yes, I was pretending to cry. He said it helped him keep it up.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

That's fantastic to hear! Congratulations to Marter, your reviews were pretty damn solid and always a pleasure to read. Looking forward to seeing your first official Escapist review

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Oh no how long until Marter gets so popular he get his own spinoff show to talk about the greatness of the Scorpion king sequels?

Seriously though congrats. I have question though will you still be a mod and a contributer at the same time?

Just SK3. :|

I'll be stepping down as a moderator before contributing any content.

OT: Thanks to all of you.

No, thank you, and congrats!

I'm super-stoked for all the change-ups on the Escapist, it's going to be a real interesting year to see the new content this brings about.

 

[Dr.Susse]

On ya mate!

This does mean that the user review section will be a lot quieter soon.

Maybe....

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

He liked "A Love Song for Bobby Long". That's enough for me to welcome him into my family.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Never heard of the guy.

[sub]Seriously though, congrats Marter! [/sub]

 

[VanQ]

That's awesome! I always thought Marter's reviews were pretty good (even if I never had the time to read them all).

Congratulations, even if it does mean the user review sections might die for real now.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

So are we going to call this "Marter to the Movies"?

I don't like the cut of his jib.

And just what are you doing looking at his jib, anyway?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Congrats man, way to go.

 

[Marter]

So are we going to call this "Marter to the Movies"?

We've got a different name picked out.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Congratulations! =D

Now can I start calling you MarterBob?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Congratulations Marter, it looks like all the shameless promotion finally paid off.

Only joking

You worked hard for this, I'm glad you're finally getting it.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

So are we going to call this "Marter to the Movies"?

We've got a different name picked out.

If it doesn't leverage the fact that "Marter" sounds a lot like "martyr", I will be quite ensaddenated.

 

[Mikeybb]

I look forward to your first official article.

Congratulations Marter!

 

[Vault101]

you have ascended to a higher plane of internet media! congrats

[sub/]now if only I can get them to pay me for making avatars[/sub]

 

[BreakfastMan]

Hurray! Looking forward to the first installment of MovieMatt's Cinema Icecapades and Malfeasance! There is nobody who deserved it more than you, you crazy bastard!

 

[Story]

Who?

Nah, I kid, I love Marter's work and thoroughly enjoy his reviews. So huge congratulations!

 

[lacktheknack]

Freaking yes, some good news! And it's damn good news, at that!

Drinks all around! And cocaine! And copies of SK3!

 

[Malbourne]

Congratulations! I've learned a lot about movies I'd never heard of through you. It'll be fun to see where your articles go now!