Congratulations mortal! Your ascendancy is here!

[happyninja42]

Hmm...the God of Cruel Introspection?

Spoiler

....Nah.

You my good person, are my new favorite, for bringing up a B5 reference, and one of my favorite scenes as well. xD Kudos!


OT: God of Protection probably. Have the power to actually guard those who worship me, so they don't pray in vain when bad things happen.

 

[Veldel]

I claim God of Lightning and Life.


I shall smite all who I feel deserve it with the power of glorious lightning.

The domain shall be covered in everlasting lighting and snow

I would dress as if I where a emperor of all man and keep a cat girl harem with me.

Wait, wait... Cat girl, harem? Excuse me?!

On behalf of my people, I must object. We are not playthings for every random person that comes by...
Even if they are Gods...

Do not make me challenge you to Divine Combat! ;p

I fear no Divine Combat for cat girls are the greatest of all girls and are the only ones worthy of my admiration.

I don't think of them as a mere plaything. They are my favorite beings. XD

Ah, then you should be most content if my army of them comes and pays you a visit... We shall see for ourselves if you are worthy of our presence...

Dress warmly and bring no metal or the domain shall slay them and I would not like to see them harmed or worse. The snow may preserve a body but the lighting would cook one and even if I return life to them they may not be the same.

 

[visiblenoise]

I'd be the god of black humor, spreading playful irreverence, tolerance, and a healthy touch of nihilism all at once.

Oh, and I guess I would take the form of an aging Chinese kung fu master, for no real reason.

 

[CrystalShadow]

I claim God of Lightning and Life.


I shall smite all who I feel deserve it with the power of glorious lightning.

The domain shall be covered in everlasting lighting and snow

I would dress as if I where a emperor of all man and keep a cat girl harem with me.

Wait, wait... Cat girl, harem? Excuse me?!

On behalf of my people, I must object. We are not playthings for every random person that comes by...
Even if they are Gods...

Do not make me challenge you to Divine Combat! ;p

I fear no Divine Combat for cat girls are the greatest of all girls and are the only ones worthy of my admiration.

I don't think of them as a mere plaything. They are my favorite beings. XD

Ah, then you should be most content if my army of them comes and pays you a visit... We shall see for ourselves if you are worthy of our presence...

Dress warmly and bring no metal or the domain shall slay them and I would not like to see them harmed or worse. The snow may preserve a body but the lighting would cook one and even if I return life to them they may not be the same.

very well. I shall get them to bring the non-conductive equipment. I may not be the most organised of godesses, but I do not wish to see any harm befall my family.
Treat them well, and we shall see what they tell me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I could become the God of Forums, the one unseen force of the internet. I smite those who shit-post by locking them into infinite capcha cycles for all eternity. All of those who believe get to find really awesome friends randomly and get to chill with them.

 

[McElroy]

I am now the God of Walls! Want the Great Wall of China restored? Done. Want to open a walnut? Done. Gonna go shopping at Wal-Mart? Here's a gift voucher worth 15 bucks! Want to taste dry wall? Done? Want the Berlin Wall back up? Done. Want to post something epic and awesome on your Facebook wall? Done, but I'm choosing what it is. You can pay tribute to me by hanging my Poster of The Month on your wall or any wall (just not FB, that's not enough in this case).

I'll take the form of... bleh, I'll just be plain old me, but fitter.