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massau

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how would you conquer the world you just have enough money for this job and don't got future technology.i have EDIT it ok u must read it again
and if it was unlimited you had done everything except conquering the world.

mine idea is. and i will start with a country without land
1first build a large army and get some tanks
2i go and get all power plants
3than i get all the resources
4than i cut all electricity of the enemy down dawn
5than i shall try to get all the nuke silos
and than i can take the world because the enemy hasn't got many nukes to throw to mine country
and than i will be crowned as the emperor of the world
 

FrolicsomeQuipster

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I'd end fractional reserve banking thus turning my unlimited amount of credit and paper into an unlimited amount of gold.
I then materialise gold bars above the heads of my enemies until they stop moving.
 

Skeleon

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I'd secretly build nuclear silos all around the world so I can blackmail all countries at once, always having a decentralized force and moving around in a jet/giant hovercraft to stay out of danger until the... transaction is complete.
 

Jepix

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I'd hire the world elite of scientists to build a device that makes everybody instantly accept me as a natural leader through brainwave manipulation. Then I'd place the device in every home disguised as a holographic tv (Which my scientists also constructed during brakes. They ARE the elite). I'd then pass on the practical leading to all the usual fools, reserving me the right to step in when I see fit.
 

tk1989

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I would.... buy the world? lol. Im sure its possible if you have an unlimited amount of money
 

Fulax

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Unlimited money is a bit over the top, so I've gone for something more realistic;

- Steal a small army of ducks from ponds around the world
- Feed said ducks a diet of cabbage sprinkled with nicotine
- Make sure ducks associate cabbage with nicotine
- Release ducks in the world's largest cabbage fields
- Ducks eat all cabbage
- Buy all cabbage fields for a low, low price
- Control world's supply of cabbage
- Repeat for all other agricultural products
- Control world's food supply
- Threaten to cut off food supply unless you are crowned king of the world
- Become king of the world
 

Gaskell

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I'd fake a terrorist attack, and have myself promoted to head of the government, and attack countries who had stuff I wanted

Oh wait, that was Hitler... shit
 

Abedeus

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I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.
 

Lord Krunk

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jedstopher said:
massau said:
how would you conquer the world u have a unlimited amount of money
then why would i want the world?
A great point there, I would just stop at that point.

Who wants the responsibility of ruling the world when you can just kick back with unlimited Visa credit?
 

traceur_

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Employ all armies under my flag, then hire all scientist to work on developing Spartan lasers.

Unleash said armies equipped with spartan lasers to destroy all who oppose me.

Accept my crown.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Firs, if there were an unlimited amount of money, it wouldn't be worth anything, so the best course of action would be to drown the world in your unlimited amount of money. Make sure you're not on the planet being drowned unless you're not planning on ruling it, there wouldn't be much left to rule over anyway, since you drowned everyone.
 

bioVOLTAGE

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Terminalchaos said:
1) Employ a bunch of scientists to start working on disease cures- get a huge team working for a decade or 2 until you actually cure something or find a palliative.
2) Build a bunker or 3 in various locales to retreat to-design them to be self contained for 5 years if needed. Stockpile all sorts of data, power generators, seed crops and everything else you'd need to start anew.
3) After attaining a certain degree of credibility I'd get the smartest of my workers to work on virus fusing until we mix a rhinovirus and a retrovirus (i.e. a cold and hiv) as well as a counter/cure for the disease and have a team simultaneously release it around the world as vectors. If the disease had an incubation of several months the world could be infected before anyone saw symptoms. Have them do some business to make the trips seem legit then have them return to the bunker and get inoculated. Release a # of other viruses simultaneously to hit the world and cause lethal pandemics.
4) Wait a few years till the diseases have taken their toll- if the Earth's population is low enough the stockpiles of equipment and your team should be able to control a nice sizable area of land if not eventually gain world domination. Bonus points for organizing cells around the world.
You should read the book "Rainbow Six" by Tom Clancey. The bad guys try something very close to this. It didn't work. Maybe you could learn from their mistakes.

Anyway, If I had unlimited money, I would just buy the world. I mean, everybody has a price, and with enough people in your pocket, you would become the defacto ruler.
 

Anachronism

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Mine is a very long-term plan; it most likely would not be completed by me, as I'd be dead.

By various means, I stockpile vast quantities of money. Investing in legitimate business, racketeering, drug money, whatever: I'm talking billions here.

Once the money is amassed, my associates and I work on getting people loyal to us into positions of power in governments throughout the world. Not actually in command, but close enough that they'd have a lot of influence if something were to go very wrong.

With our agents in place, my organisation then hires an assassin or assassins to covertly assassinate all the leaders of the governments we now have influence in. It will be made to look like a coordinated terrorist plot to wipe out the world leaders.

The agents then proceed to take charge. Using the money the organisation has stockpiled and the influence their position has brought them, they prove that they have the means and the capability to fight this terrorist threat. In doing so, they become the leaders of their respective countries. Once they are all in positions of absolute power, the countries run by my agents then unite to coordinate the fight against the terrorists.

And so, my organisation ends up in control of the world. It's an extremely long-term plan, but it involves the minimum of bloodshed and gains the maximum amount of power.
 

massau

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jedstopher said:
massau said:
how would you conquer the world u have a unlimited amount of money
then why would i want the world?
to make it a better place and for fun. because ur bored and u don't know what to do with the money and this part of the money you don't own it all k
 

massau

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Anachronism said:
Mine is a very long-term plan; it most likely would not be completed by me, as I'd be dead.

By various means, I stockpile vast quantities of money. Investing in legitimate business, racketeering, drug money, whatever: I'm talking billions here.

Once the money is amassed, my associates and I work on getting people loyal to us into positions of power in governments throughout the world. Not actually in command, but close enough that they'd have a lot of influence if something were to go very wrong.

With our agents in place, my organisation then hires an assassin or assassins to covertly assassinate all the leaders of the governments we now have influence in. It will be made to look like a coordinated terrorist plot to wipe out the world leaders.

The agents then proceed to take charge. Using the money the organisation has stockpiled and the influence their position has brought them, they prove that they have the means and the capability to fight this terrorist threat. In doing so, they become the leaders of their respective countries. Once they are all in positions of absolute power, the countries run by my agents then unite to coordinate the fight against the terrorists.

And so, my organisation ends up in control of the world. It's an extremely long-term plan, but it involves the minimum of bloodshed and gains the maximum amount of power.
maybe we need to work together to get the world in our power
 

massau

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bioVOLTAGE said:
Terminalchaos said:
1) Employ a bunch of scientists to start working on disease cures- get a huge team working for a decade or 2 until you actually cure something or find a palliative.
2) Build a bunker or 3 in various locales to retreat to-design them to be self contained for 5 years if needed. Stockpile all sorts of data, power generators, seed crops and everything else you'd need to start anew.
3) After attaining a certain degree of credibility I'd get the smartest of my workers to work on virus fusing until we mix a rhinovirus and a retrovirus (i.e. a cold and hiv) as well as a counter/cure for the disease and have a team simultaneously release it around the world as vectors. If the disease had an incubation of several months the world could be infected before anyone saw symptoms. Have them do some business to make the trips seem legit then have them return to the bunker and get inoculated. Release a # of other viruses simultaneously to hit the world and cause lethal pandemics.
4) Wait a few years till the diseases have taken their toll- if the Earth's population is low enough the stockpiles of equipment and your team should be able to control a nice sizable area of land if not eventually gain world domination. Bonus points for organizing cells around the world.
You should read the book "Rainbow Six" by Tom Clancey. The bad guys try something very close to this. It didn't work. Maybe you could learn from their mistakes.

Anyway, If I had unlimited money, I would just buy the world. I mean, everybody has a price, and with enough people in your pocket, you would become the defacto ruler.
america never sells its county but if u have half of the world youu could just nuke it