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Pimppeter2

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My plan is already on motion. I just have to create my army of superzombie-ninjas. Otherwise im set.
Hers a guide

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MaxTheReaper said:
massau said:
so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne
No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.
maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
The more pressing question is how you know I constantly daydream.
You just seem like the type who is always thinking about something not in the present.
 

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massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.
why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa
Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.
and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France
YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
massau said:
MaxTheReaper said:
massau said:
so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne
No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.
maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.
Or, I could continue to rule until my death (if I must die,) and then everyone can die with me.
That's how we're going to do things.
Think of it as...a persuasive argument to keep me alive as long as humanly or scientifically or godly possible.
So... its a case of 'it doesn't end well'.
 

massau

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Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.
why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa
Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.
and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France
YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.
u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer
 

massau

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MaxTheReaper said:
massau said:
MaxTheReaper said:
massau said:
so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne
No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.
maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.
Or, I could continue to rule until my death (if I must die,) and then everyone can die with me.
That's how we're going to do things.
Think of it as...a persuasive argument to keep me alive as long as humanly or scientifically or godly possible.
maybe you nee to let it look like the apocalypse that would be cool
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
With my unlimited funds, I would buy all of the scientists in the world and have them create a weapon capable of destroying entire countries from space (perhaps a space laser of some sort).
Then you're in luck. They've developed a space based weapon, capable of raining death with the pwer of a few nuclear weapons.

Curiously dubbed: "Rods of God"
 

ThreeWords

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Better yet, if you have infinite money, just buy the world. Then you have no trouble with people moaning cos you're in charge. After all, you did pay them.

However, I do have a plan for in case you get rebels etc, that's a bit like this:

MaxTheReaper said:
Furthermore, if I were to die, my space laser(s) (always have a backup) would destroy the world.
Because the best way to make sure a rag-tag bunch of freedom fighters don't assassinate you is to make sure if you die, everyone else does too.
Also, I should be able to control the laser with my mind.
Only I'd just install nukes under every place with over 500 people per square kilometre, paying off anyone who objected with stupid amounts of money, then give them detonators which are reverse rigged to my vital signs: if one stops, the other starts
In essence, at the moment of my death, the whole civilised world goes up in nuclear smoke

This however, is only the first move. After that, I would focus on building a replica of the human brain, then encode it with the same pattern as my brain, effectively creating my own mind in computer form. I would then modify the detonators for the above mentioned nukes so that the only thing stopping them going off was my computer self. I would have given myself immortality.

Finally, I would reprogram a simplified version of myself into a virus and proceed to infect every computer in the world, ending up as a version of Big Brother, in control of all technology and vital to the continuation of human life

I might even go on to create a whole religion out of it...
 

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first steel all of the kangaroos and sent them to the moon.then drop giant robot rabbits on every major city in the world. then the kangaroos will come back from the moon with super powers and kill all of the robot rabbits.now the world will be ruled by kangaroos. then i will be crowd king for sending the kangaroos to mars.

or

Built a death star
 

Abedeus

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massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.
why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa
Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.
and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France
YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.
u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer
I'm underaged, I don't care for beer. And Poland is almost as good at making chocolates as the Belgians.

Besides, you are comparing your beer to the beer of a 1000-year old drinking country? Good luck.
 

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I'd just nuke everything and then crown myself ruler of the world. After all, there won't be anyone left to challenge me.
 

massau

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Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
massau said:
Abedeus said:
I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.
why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa
Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.
and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France
YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.
u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer
I'm underaged, I don't care for beer. And Poland is almost as good at making chocolates as the Belgians.

Besides, you are comparing your beer to the beer of a 1000-year old drinking country? Good luck.
don't you know where belguim lies on the world map i mean we are also drinking beer for a very long time we even drunk honey beer wen we were barbarians
 

Jimmyjames

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massau said:
how would you conquer the world you just have enough money for this job and don't got future technology.i have EDIT it ok u must read it again
and if it was unlimited you had done everything except conquering the world.

mine idea is. and i will start with a country without land
1first build a large army and get some tanks
2i go and get all power plants
3than i get all the resources
4than i cut all electricity of the enemy down dawn
5than i shall try to get all the nuke silos
and than i can take the world because the enemy hasn't got many nukes to throw to mine country
and than i will be crowned as the emperor of the world
I'm going to punch holes in your plans.

If your country has no land, where do you get the resources to even START a plan for world domination?
1. See above. Where do you get the money for this infantry and armor?
2. You're supposing that your army is strong enough to waltz in and take over another country's infrastructure. Doubtful if you didn't have the resources to put together an army in the first place.
3. If you didn't have resources before, how do you get #1?
4. How would you deal with the generators and dedicated power backups that ALL military bases have? Cutting power to the general populace would do very little.
5. Supposing you COULD take over the "nuke silos", what makes you think that every other country in the would wouldn't preemptively nuke those sites so you couldn't launch an offensive? Not to mention, the second you started this offensive in the first place, the UN would very likely authorize sanctions and take you out of the ballgame before you even start. Got energy reserves? Got food for your army? Got plenty of munitions? Sure hope so, because once sanctions start, you wont.
 

massau

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Jimmyjames said:
massau said:
how would you conquer the world you just have enough money for this job and don't got future technology.i have EDIT it ok u must read it again
and if it was unlimited you had done everything except conquering the world.

mine idea is. and i will start with a country without land
1first build a large army and get some tanks
2i go and get all power plants
3than i get all the resources
4than i cut all electricity of the enemy down dawn
5than i shall try to get all the nuke silos
and than i can take the world because the enemy hasn't got many nukes to throw to mine country
and than i will be crowned as the emperor of the world
I'm going to punch holes in your plans.

If your country has no land, where do you get the resources to even START a plan for world domination?
1. See above. Where do you get the money for this infantry and armor?
2. You're supposing that your army is strong enough to waltz in and take over another country's infrastructure. Doubtful if you didn't have the resources to put together an army in the first place.
3. If you didn't have resources before, how do you get #1?
4. How would you deal with the generators and dedicated power backups that ALL military bases have? Cutting power to the general populace would do very little.
5. Supposing you COULD take over the "nuke silos", what makes you think that every other country in the would wouldn't preemptively nuke those sites so you couldn't launch an offensive? Not to mention, the second you started this offensive in the first place, the UN would very likely authorize sanctions and take you out of the ballgame before you even start. Got energy reserves? Got food for your army? Got plenty of munitions? Sure hope so, because once sanctions start, you wont.
good points but i will start with a private company .
and i mean with no land i just don't own one but when i start mine attack i will take resources plant and power plants first. but i forgot that they would have back up generators

and i will try to convince to the people that if we live in one world it would be better because there are no more countries that can fight against each other.
and i will use the nuke plants to make a EMP and lay mine enemy's down.
and i need to convince some other country's to work with me
 

massau

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Valiance said:
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I would build up a massive private army capable of protecting me. I may even create super-soldiers.
Why not?

It worked so good in those video games, yar?
Especially FEAR!

Anyway, I wouldn't WANT to conquer this planet. I'd want the world.

That said, I'd purchase scientists, engineers, and all available civilian spaceflight technology. They'd get to work on faster space travel devices (most likely nuclear thrusters) and we start at the moon and work our way out.

Moon/Mars and Venus if we develop a way to stabilize the weather there.

And once we can get to Jupiter quick enough, we head for Europa.

And if earth really matters so much, I'd just buy my way into the privileged elite Illuminati who already run the world and toy with governments with puppet strings.

:)
you mean conquer the universe that's almost impossible and you will have to fight aliens
its almost infinite in size its just too great and it will never be possible to role that by only one human