Conspiracy theories you agree with

[Jenvas1306]

I believe that all employees of government offices are infact not humans but beings that feed on wasted time...you would understand if you would live in germany or france...

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Might get some flak for this, but I've always agreed that 9/11 was an inside job in order to get the Patriot Act put into law and generally approved by the American public through fear.

Woah, you might wanna turn off quote notification or prepare your inbox.
I won't comment on that though as 9/11 truthers are more of a cage of parrots yelling "inside job! krah!" rather than have any proper points and I'm trying to quit discussing with birds.

Haha, cage of parrots. I like that. Sounds about right. Okay, turning off notifications now. Hmm. Maybe I better throw out another conspiracy to make me look like even more of a maniac. Ever hear of the idea that ancient Sumerian gods, Anunnaki, were actually extraterrestrials who genetically engineered humanity?

Apparently that's supposed to be DNA.

Spoiler

Oh and this one is supposedly a space-ship.

Spoiler

It's all true man! I swear it! Ya gotta believe me!

Oh, theres also a group of satanists that believe Satan/Lucifer came to this world a very long time ago and taught humanity, using the symbol of the snake to represent DNA, then claiming all references to snakes in world mythology are actually worship of Satan, therefore Satanism is older than Christianity and Judaism.. They also claim that Jesus is actually a conspiracy by Jews to control non-Jews... and considering the years of abuse, especially during the Black Death, that didn't go too well. And that is without mentioning the Holocaust.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

I am not a huge fan of conspiracy theories.

I also don't like the strategy of labelling rumours and very, very inconvenient truths as conspiracy theories to discredit people eager to cover things up.

However, the always online thing is not a conspiracy, it's a business strategy Microsoft (and others) made look very real well before the reveal... so... nope, that ain't no conspiracy theory. Also, be aware that quite a remarkable number of folks still consider this to be a good idea and the future, so... yeah.

As for the surveillance thing... well, I don't know how well informed you are on an average day, but most of what's been 'revealed' so far is pretty much business as usual. Everyone's doing it, and there are a number of reasons why that is - or could be - a good thing.

I also prefer camera surveillance to cutter unts causing us a lot of headaches, costs and clear and present threats. There are things I consider to be very much private, so I guess my encrypted correspondence is saved somewhere. If I remain to be the nice person I mostly am, however, I do believe that that will never become a proper issue for me or anyone else. After all, I don't dabble in magic much and the grudges I hold are usually delivered cold and on a very personal level, so I doubt that makes me a vesuvian martian vulcan spacecunt person of interest.

 

[ninjaRiv]

I believe Marvel comics stopped trying to tell interesting stories, write great characters and aim to deliver what they used to and are now only interesting in making money off of shitty big events!

Heh...

But seriously, I don't fully believe any conspiracy theory (except those proven to be true) but I question stuff. The JFK plot, aliens, 9/11- all these things are worth looking into and I believe there's more to them but still.

I believe in aliens, though... The Truth is Out There. MULDER IS RIGHT!

 

[Lovely Mixture]

I'm quite happy that no one has mentioned ChemTrails. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Seconded.

As dumb as most conspiracy theories are, that one takes the cake on stupidity.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Well... I believe in most cryptids.

Not Nessie, that one just seems a little inconsistent.

But Bigfoot I buy. As someone who's lived in Oregon my whole life, I can tell you that those forests are fucking BIIIIG, and I totally buy that something could hide out there.

Also the Yeti, and Mokele Mbembe.

Chupacabra's bullshit, though.

 

[shootthebandit]

I'm fairly sure that the English government is only trying to push education reforms through because it allows them to feel smug and superior over us. A theory only reinforced by the number of times I've seen 'comparisons' between A level papers now and A level papers 20 years ago. It makes me want to mail one of my Further Maths papers to the editors and ask them to solve it.

Oh, please, that one's a lot more mundane than that - the Labour government's grand plan for education was to keep everybody in school until they were 18 and then get 50% of the population into uni simply because that was the easiest way to keep kids off the streets, not because it would result in an educated workforce. That ideology has since been replaced with the "everybody gets a trophy", teach-to-the-test equalisation that has only served to render education even more useles; league tables and targeting have made things worse.

Yeah, I'm still bitter that A**'s are being handed out like candy for papers that would have barely got a C during my GCSEs 17 years ago...

I agree. Everyone seems to be going to uni. I remember in 6th form, our form lessons were mainly about sorting uni out eg UCAS etc. There was about 5 of us sat in a seperate class being told that we were all going to work in maccy dees or similar shop if we didnt go to uni. Look at me now ive got a decent full time job (40 hours a week) with prospects and all my uni mates are working in maccy dees or a shop (not that, thats a bad thing). How ironic????

All it does is devalues the degree system and our apprenticeship schemes. When my dad was a youngster only the uber smart kids got to uni and everyone else got an apprenticeship (and still got good jobs)

 

[absulute]

Well... I believe in most cryptids.

Not Nessie, that one just seems a little inconsistent.

But Bigfoot I buy. As someone who's lived in Oregon my whole life, I can tell you that those forests are fucking BIIIIG, and I totally buy that something could hide out there.

Also the Yeti, and Mokele Mbembe.

Chupacabra's bullshit, though.

What about the BeaveCoon?

I have a friend who lives in Oregon, but she never mentions the wildlife.

 

[Jacques Joseph]

This is what I think of conspiracy theories:


There is no doubt that conspiracies have and will happen, but the vast VAST majority of them are completely moronic.

As said in the above video, Conspiracy Theorists are never wrong, instead the list of conspirators increases the more evidence there is stacked against the "Theory".

Indeed, I feel this movie sums it up very well. Most of the conspiracy theories out there are perfectly absurd. In a way also, conspiracy theories are not strictly speaking theories, as there is basically no way of disproving them (at least in the eye of the believer). Whatever fact come up for or against it always serves only as further proof that the theory is true. I always like to refer to Wilson & Shea´s "Illuminati" trilogy - an incredibly fun read showing how far it is possible to take this theorizing and also perfectly showing that strange logic leading to the conclusion that the more a theory is absurd, the more it is actually true. Really, those books are full of great points. Like for example, if a huge conspiracy of a cabal of elitists ruling the world was true, wouldn´t they have enough power to cover up so as not to be discovered by some morons on the internet? Even possible throwing down some minor and unimportant stuff with the only purpose of keeping the attention of the conspiracy-hungry crowd somewhere else?
And now comes the book´s great tour-de-force: Therefore, it is true!

Honestly, I´d love some conspiracy theories to be true (here, I´m obviously referring to the illuminati-and-such stuff, not to the less funny, but unfortunately possibly more likely grim political shit). I feel it´d make the world more fun, we´d have Yettis in the mountains, aliens in stasis somewhere in Area 51 and all that stuff... It would be like living in a comic book. It would also mean there is some order and purpose to what´s happening. Plus honestly, if that cabal ruling the world were Free-masons, Templars, Illuminati or Jews, I´d be all the happier. From what I know about them, we´d be in much better hands than if those political figures we see on TV were really in charge...

 

[shootthebandit]

I sort of subscribe to the whole illuminati thing. I believe there is a small group of people making all the decisions and we have no say at all. Its not really a difficult concept theres only a few really large stock trading companies/banks and their power over the world is immense. Not to mention that there are only a few people that run the media in the world (cough murdoch cough) and the media is a massively powerful tool for controlling a nation

 

[shootthebandit]

Its not really a conspiracy theory, but the fact that this thing was found in a pyramid

Makes me wonder how much the ancient Egyptians knew about engineering that we just dont realize they knew today.

It does look a lot like a convential aircraft but im gonna say its a decorative piece that by coincidence looks like an aircraft. If anything id say its supposed to resemble a butterfly

 

[BrassButtons]

Its not really a conspiracy theory, but the fact that this thing was found in a pyramid

Makes me wonder how much the ancient Egyptians knew about engineering that we just dont realize they knew today.

That's a cool picture. Where'd you find it?

 

[Fox12]

Well, I don't think I believe in conspiracy theories, but when I discuss libertarian philosophies with people they tend to think I'm crazy, so what do I know? I guess I find it strange that both political parties (in America) seem to have the exact same policies, but people still think they're opposites. It seems to me like there is a lot of bipartisan agreement on issues, and they just keep up the pretense that they're different in order to fool the American people into thinking that they actually have a choice in who their leaders are. Politicians are good at rigging the system to maintain personal power.

As far as the whole one world government thing goes, I half believe it. I don't think the Illuminati are taking over, but there is no denying that U.N. laws are trumping American laws. Obama has tried to declare U.N. decisions laws without congressional approval several times, even though that is illegal. Just look at the ACTA bill. Ten times worse than SOPA, and there would have been no congressional approval on it, which means the American people would have no voice in the matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me I need to polish my tinfoil hat.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Well... I believe in most cryptids.

Not Nessie, that one just seems a little inconsistent.

But Bigfoot I buy. As someone who's lived in Oregon my whole life, I can tell you that those forests are fucking BIIIIG, and I totally buy that something could hide out there.

Also the Yeti, and Mokele Mbembe.

Chupacabra's bullshit, though.

I don't know if I'd call that a conspiracy theory, but maybe I'm wrong.
Mothman is a personal favorite of mine, by the way.
Real? Not real?
I don't know, never seen him myself (or of any other cryptid for that matter) but I'm open to the possibility.
Anyway.

That both Fifty Shades of Gray and Twilight were written as part of an overly-complex plot by film and book producers to get porn and XXX films into cinemas.

Fifty Shades of Truth! Open your eyes sheeple!

Okay, I was just lurking here to see if there were any that were exceptionally bad, and I think you gave it to me.
I feel like an idiot for having to ask this and I'm not referring to you when I ask this: Do people actually believe that one or are you just joking around?

 

[oooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

the only one that I've ever heard that's held any water for me is the JFK assassination, solely because of this:

Exactly he wasn't one of the best.Even the best would have struggled to do what he supposedly did http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1556184/Oswald-had-no-time-to-fire-all-Kennedy-bullets.html

I've yet to hear a satisfactory explanation as to how he manage to fire off that many rounds in such a short period of time.

 

[lechat]

moon landing.
can't say i'm fully convinced either way but i do think that america would have and could have faked it if necessary and considering the political climate if there was even a shadow of a doubt they would have been beaten by the soviets they would have done it

 

[Hazy992]

I'm quite happy that no one has mentioned ChemTrails. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Oh god I couldn't agree more with that. Someone on Facebook started talking about them once and I unfriended him immediately.

 

[Edguy]

I read somewhere that a survey showed that 4 % of Americans surveyed believed the world was controlled by shape-shifting reptilian people, plotting to take over the world.

I believe empirical proof, nothing else.