Conspiracy theories

[Guy from the 80's]

Conspiracy theories. There are many.

It seems that wen I browse/explore youtube one of my internet pastime, there's always a conspiracy theory for most categories. I was just watching a neat video on the race to the south pole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVRKSu_Je8) and what do I see on the "related" videos?

North pole black hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=GYTwFjNTBSM

and from there I find

Hollow earth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekDWZzWUG3s&feature=related

and from there I find
"who built the moon?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMTCMYc5cc&feature=related

and from there I find
Ancient Giants and Cosmic Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AjQmIWLZCU&feature=related

and from there I find
Ancient Aircraft & Spaceship Evidence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFL3X4lhcaU&feature=related

Humans, we are a strange species aren't we? On a global scale there are probably millions who believe in this stuff. Just think about all the people who believe in astrology. Humanity needs to grow up in order to solve pollution and other challenges.


Were not going to make it, are we?











edit : Oh and I forgot the biggest one of them all, the 911 inside job by the US government/evil zionists conspiracy.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I still haven't worked out if these guys are legit: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Also I bookmarked this website a while ago, because reading it amuses me, it's basically a Mecca of all conspiracy theories, no matter how weird: http://www.pakalertpress.com/

Captcha: dream big

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

The 9/11 conspiracy stuff is pussy. That "there are giant alien lizards living among us and if you dont believe it you are a lizard yourself" stuff is much more fascinating, in the way that its hard to fathom anyone is convinced by it.

I love that one! The same person that shared it with me also showed me the "Oval Conspiracy". (Sadly I can't find the video to it) (Even more sadly... I was pretty sure she really believe in them)

I'm also fond of this one...

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...wake up people! The gov'n'ment is puttin shiat in da watta!

 

[Guy from the 80's]

I still haven't worked out if these guys are legit: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Also I bookmarked this website a while ago, because reading it amuses me, it's basically a Mecca of all conspiracy theories, no matter how weird: http://www.pakalertpress.com/

Captcha: dream big

Why Does The Department Of Homeland Security Need 450 MILLION Hollow Point Bullets?

Thank you sir for that one. I expect hours of good reading from that webpage.

 

[Guy from the 80's]

Countries are closer together than you think.
You could walk from london to moscow in 20 minutes.
they just tell you its far away so the plane companies can make more money, they take you up and fly in circles for a few hours.
Its a conspiracy maaaaaaaan!

Yeah, a few million years ago.

The earth is actually expanding. Thats why it takes more than 20 minutes these days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kL7qDeI05U

 

[DoPo]

Not a conspiracy theory...I think. It just makes the CT crackpots look normal, behold THE TI-I-IME CU-U-UBE [http://www.timecube.com/].

Disclaimer: read at your own risk.

 

[Guy from the 80's]

how come no one has put organized religion up here yet?... it's the biggest conspiracy theory there is...

"shh let's tell the masses if they don't follow our rules and donate money to us they will piss off a giant bearded man in the sky who will then visit vengeful wrath upon them"

Good point.

Primitive humans not knowing anything about biology or science, claim Jesus walked on water and Mohammed drove a winged donkey back and forth from Mecca to Jerusalem. Baby boys need to have their forskin cut off and women must wear tents.

God, organized religion is fucking shit.

 

[Timothy Chilman]

I like this website:

http://theoriesofconspiracy.com/category/guest-theorists/timothy-chilman

Conspiracy theories covered include the sex life of Adolf Hitler, the transvestism of J. Edgar Hoover, the U.S. plan to conquer Canada, the prospects for a coup in Greece, Michael Jackson conspriacy theories, what's really in the Kama Sutra, how the character of Jesus was gay, Jesus never existed, an unflattering critique of the U.S. military, Prince William is the anti-Christ, and the coups that were planned for the United States in 1933 and the United Kingdom in 1975

 

[daveman247]

you have to admit tho convincing massive amounts of people they should cut the tip of their cock off because an invisible man says so is some pretty good con-artist trade craft

I know right? I mean promoting goodwill/ having some sort of moral code, fair enough. But cutting part of your dick off? Just... why...


OT: Just talk to a random homeless dude for conspiracy theories. We ALL know the government is controlling us through computer chips in our brains right?