Conspiracy theorys

[Julianking93]

The last time this thread rolled around, I said the 911 conspirasy. This time, I'll say The Patriots from MGS

 

[Total LOLige]

What If everything is a conspiracy even YOU yes YOU!!!!!

 

[Brnin8]

I like the conspiracy theory that states creating a thread regarding conspiracy theories however ridiculous only empowers a conspiracy theorist resolve to convert more people to there cult.

No wait, thats not a conspiracy, thats cause and effect.

Not what I made the thread for my good sir although you are correct, they are all pretty ridiculous.

John Keel (author of the Mothman Prophecies) laid out a "unified field theory of the supernatural" in his book The Eighth Tower, that is simultaneously fascinating in its complexity and absolutely rediculous. He postulates that the Kabba in Mecca is a hyperadvanced super-computer left behind by a race of sentient beings who lived on earth before Humans. This super-computer has always manipulated the Earth's electromagnetic waves in order to manifest supernatural phenomena, which it uses to manipulate/guide humanity to improve their computer technology because the Kabba computer realizes that it is beginning to die and wants to replace itself.

The silly things people can believe never cease to amaze.

Yeah, I always thought the mothman was an interesting story.

I saw a video on Youtube once that claimed, among other things, that the Halo 3 logo was a secret illuminati symbol, an alien Hyper-railway links every part of the earth, and that there are lizard-people-run concentration camp under subway stations.

Incidentally, some days later I looked for the video again, and found that it had disappeared along with the guy's account... 0.o

Maybe you are a lizard person, your avatar looks lizardy...

 

[Scrythe]

O.T: I beleive some of the Area 51 theorys, but alot of them are ridiculos.

I like how that was lampshaded in Max Brook's World War Z

"What is with Americans' obsession with Area 51 anyways?"

well the thing is, why would the govenment be protecting it so strongly, if you go over the border of it, you ARE going to be shot in the face by a sniper.

And the reason why americans attach so many theorys to it is because it is the only interesting thing we have here.

I don't beleive many of them, but some of the alien theorys i beleive.

I live not too far from Area 51, along with several other military bases. They are all protected strongly. You don't know half of the hell you have to go through just to even drop someone off at the base. Unless you have a military ID or a damn good reason for being there (backed up by the paperwork to prove it) you are not getting in. The only reason why most aren't all on a "shoot on sight" basis is because they are too damn close to civilian zones unlike Area 51 which is surrounded by... well nothing. A quick Google Earth search will show it surrounded by desert and what looks like bomb testing sites.

But here's my real point: Out of ALL the plausible reasons why Area 51 is so uptight, why out of any conceivable reason does it have to be fucking aliens. There's no "well, it could be this". No, as soon as some drunk asshole gets his jeep shot out for being too close, everything defaults to aliens.

Where the hell did this start anyways? Too many bad 70s comic books? Retarded rednecks who confused "sleep paralysis" with "alien abduction"? A blurry photograph and/or a crudely faked video of an alien autopsy?

 

[Handofpwn]

Paul is dead.
All the clues point to it.
Just look at the sergeant pepper album cover.
Or listen to revolution #9 backwards.
It all makes perfect sense.
Paul is dead.
'Nuff said.

 

[Azraellod]

-the royal family is secretly a family of shapeshifting alien reptiles that rules the world.
-the early middle ages never happened, and the king who supposedly ruled at that time was a fictional character.

yeah, i still cant find the site i got these from. they are pretty weird anyway, and that's what matters.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Recipy for stupidy: Add 1 crazy person. Add 150 impressionable people. Add 1 Government. You get 1 consiricy theory that includes: lizard people, mole men and Nazis one the moon...

Makes total sence...

 

[Zebra on Crack]

What about the Government engineering a disease (AIDS) to kill the Homosexuals?

 

[celticrockgod]

Paul is dead.
All the clues point to it.
Just look at the sergeant pepper album cover.
Or listen to revolution #9 backwards.
It all makes perfect sense.
Paul is dead.
'Nuff said.

You know, out of all the crackpot conspiracies, that's the one that seems to be the most valid. I think it's well within the ability of the biggest band in the world to replace one of their members with a lookalike, if not just to propagate their fame. Two italian scientists even did facial studies and came to the conclusion that it's a good possibility that the Paul McCartney photographed int 1966 and the Paul photographed after the alleged death are not the same person, although i don't know how much i'd believe them..

 

[Bigeyez]

*Looks around suspiciously* It was Bush! He planned the bombing! It was all an elabor-*Gets shot in the face*

..Yeah.

Yeah the 9-11 truth thing right? Whats funny is how many people quote that stupid video when talking about 9-11.

Friend:"Duuude! did you know jet fuel doesn't even burn at a high enough temperature to melt the steel in the twin towers!!"
Me: /facepalm

 

[Dedtoo]

That the pyro in team fortress 2 is a girl.
Completly different kind f theroy, but i still dont belive it!

 

[Xaviana]

Well anything about Michal Jackson or Elvis.

We all know they just went home.

 

[FallenRainbows]

O.T: I beleive some of the Area 51 theorys, but alot of them are ridiculos.

I like how that was lampshaded in Max Brook's World War Z

"What is with Americans' obsession with Area 51 anyways?"

well the thing is, why would the govenment be protecting it so strongly, if you go over the border of it, you ARE going to be shot in the face by a sniper.

And the reason why americans attach so many theorys to it is because it is the only interesting thing we have here.


I don't beleive many of them, but some of the alien theorys i beleive.

Because it's a military base... That will happen everywhere. More so there because it's so secluded if sort of obvious your up to no good.

 

[Cargando]

Don't go near pidgeons... the Government puts cameras in their heads, so they can read your mind. And if one shits on your shoulder, it means you're marked for arrest. If one shits on your [i/]head[/i], you're marked for murder.

 

[Handofpwn]

Paul is dead.
All the clues point to it.
Just look at the sergeant pepper album cover.
Or listen to revolution #9 backwards.
It all makes perfect sense.
Paul is dead.
'Nuff said.

You know, out of all the crackpot conspiracies, that's the one that seems to be the most valid. I think it's well within the ability of the biggest band in the world to replace one of their members with a lookalike, if not just to propagate their fame. Two italian scientists even did facial studies and came to the conclusion that it's a good possibility that the Paul McCartney photographed int 1966 and the Paul photographed after the alleged death are not the same person, although i don't know how much i'd believe them..

I dont believe it really. I just figured this would be a good conspiracy theory to put up here for everyone to enjoy. But yeah, it is possible that they could have replaced paul. doubtful, but possible.

 

[Veylon]

I always like Ickes's secret-Lizard-people one. It seems like it would make a cool premise for a novel.

 

[Dorian6]

Most conspiracy theories are easily disproven when you dissect and analyze them.

theories about the JFK assassination, the moon landing and 9/11 quickly fall apart when questioned

 

[Spaghetti]

A CHINESE MOON CITY!...sorry, I was channeling the spirit of Frankie Boyle

What about McCarthyism and the Reds Under the Bed conspiracy. I think it's an interesting one