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ThePS1Fan · Mar 23, 2012

But he gained them through exposure to large amounts of...

Camarii · Mar 23, 2012

Strawberry cupcakes topped with...

kiwi_poo · Mar 23, 2012

More strawberry cupcakes.

lRookiel · Mar 23, 2012

And potatoes.

kiwi_poo · Mar 23, 2012

Suddenly, a...

ThePS1Fan · Mar 23, 2012

Bird carrying a rocket launcher...

kiwi_poo · Mar 23, 2012

fell off the...

Shadowstar38 · Mar 25, 2012

War balloon being driven by The King of Time.

kiwi_poo · Mar 25, 2012

However, its wings allowed it to...

Shadowstar38 · Mar 25, 2012

channel magic into its body, transforming him into Gongordon: the mecha bird from Hell's war factory.

kiwi_poo · Mar 26, 2012

The super-powered man proceeded to...

Shadowstar38 · Mar 26, 2012

removed his pants and proceeded do battle with the Bird with the power of his Alpha-Omega phallus.

kiwi_poo · Mar 26, 2012

As they did this, the King of Time...

Shadowstar38 · Mar 26, 2012

Kidnapped Princess Space, telling her that he will only free her people if she agrees to give birth to his children.

kiwi_poo · Mar 26, 2012

Then the fisherman came and...

BoxCar · Mar 29, 2012

... committed suicide in front of the princess.

kiwi_poo · Mar 30, 2012

The princess then...

kiwi_poo · Apr 2, 2012

Looted his body, looking for...

(Cheating, because I'm not having this thread die for another 9 months)

Tiger Sora · Apr 2, 2012

The grand treasure of...

Bouncer · Apr 2, 2012

The king of barabadosurumdus, who's name was also the password to...